Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML
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Today, I heard a gunshot not too far from the house. This is not unusual, as I live way out in the boonies and hunters tend to roam the woods. What isn't normal is a stray bullet hitting my above-ground pool, which promptly split open and released a torrent of water that flooded my basement. FML
Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML
Today, a few freshmen jumped my fence. They decided to take a dip in the pool, so I pulled out a paintball gun. I unloaded over 100 rounds, painting their backs bright yellow. It also dyed my pool yellow, and it'll apparently cost around $500 to repair. FML
Today, I wanted revenge on my neighbor, whose dog craps in my yard, so I spent a day at the dog park gathering up dog shit. I piled it up by the property line and ran over it with the mower, intending to spray his driveway and car with turds. Instead, it gummed up the mower. Now it stinks too bad to fix. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML
Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML
Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML
Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML
Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML
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narks 0
Not only did you try to kill it instead of just relocating it, but you tried to justify your shit aim with 'the bullet missed' instead of 'I missed'. This one calls for a YDI unfortunately.
tkmac 0
Sounds like a Tom & Jerry episode.
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prettyxdemented 0
Way to **** up shooting. Really. Way to go. But seriously everyone here needs to shut the **** up about "animal abuse." It's a ******* dumbass rabbit. Plug that shit with lead, watch it explode, and eat some good ol' rabbit stew for dinner. With vegetables. Christ almighty.
hollykins91 0
haha no one has mentioned that one shot into the pool more then likely would not send 150,000 gallons of water rushing into your house and flooding the basement. i would think you could patch it up enough to not let the water into your house.
that_guy_you_are 0
A .22? Are you inbred? If you wanna eat a rabbit, grab it by the balls, bite off its ******* head and throw the rest through the window of an orphanage. Kids will really respect that, and rabbits won't come around ******* up your shit. Guns are for *******.
itsnotmuch 0
YDI. That poor rabbit. I hope he/she's okay!
albinoV 1
YDI not just for trying to kill the rabbit, but for using a gun so recklessly.
rwarlol 0
ydi for having a horrible shot. you could seriously hurt someone with that if you can;t aim properly.
Asdas_fml 0
What a bunch of hypocrites commenting there. Anybody who eats meat and says that he is stupid/inhumane/hick/redneck/ignorant for shooting/killing an animal is a the biggest hypocrite ever. Where do you think the meat you eat comes from? Do they just grow it in the store and it jumps into the package? And no animals were harmed? Do you kill rats/cockroaches/flies/bees/whatever? Why? Aren't they cute like rabbits? Should rabbits be spared because they're cute or because they're animals? And if they shouldn't be killed because they're animals, then do you ever kill any other animals? Insects have can feel too. And do you eat meat? Yes? Wasn't the cow/pig/chicken cute enough or is it ok just because you didn't have to see it die? I'd want to write to all the people saying that we shouldn't kill animals because we're living in their area (they were first), but the amount of stupidness in this thread is so high that I can't really find any words. I hope these people never watch any nature documents, they'd probably be calling to African countries telling that they need to get rid of all the predators because they hurt innocent animals.
LIEKEFRIET 0
You deserve that! ASS! Shooting bunnies! WTF!! JERK!!
Pepperolls 0
ROFL! @ the number of comments & YDI's you got. YDI!
ilikefish 0
I don't care if you tried to "kill an innocent animal" (lol), but you deserve it for shooting at and missing near an expensive property.