Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I was talking to a swimmer I just met. I saw a cute guy and whispered to her, "That guy is hot." She asked "Who?" I pointed at him. She turned to see him, then turned back to me and said "Ew, that's my brother." She went to him, whispered something. He turned around to see me and said, "EW." FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML
Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML
Today, my family and I were visiting an aunt. While helping my aunt to set the table, my sister remarked that from behind I look exactly like her. I reflexively blurted out, "Well fuck you too." Very awkward silence. FML
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
Today, I went to a family reunion with my brother and my mother. She spent quite a while giving a glowing introduction for my brother to one of her cousins. Then, just before walking off, she jerked a thumb in my direction and said, "Oh, yeah, and that's his sister." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML
Today, I was eating out with my family. I have 2 brothers. Our waitress comes and says, "Look at those 3 handsome young men." I didn't think of it until my 5-year-old brother shouted, " She's a girl!'" FML
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dontfwml 0
dont spend time with ppl who talk shit about you :)
omggsucks 0
What great friends you have..fyl.
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Comments (54)
AsianGuy 2
at least the family gene is not at fault here.
nnnnn12345 0
some friends haha #4
sterling_silver 0
#4 lol.... so true....
imgangstayo420 0
That sucks, find some new friends?
amy_shmamy 0
lol at #4
ohhhhshizzz 0
I would have told them off, but thats just me. You should start ignoring them, get an amazing make over and make new friends. Dont even look their way. That way its like, dude you see that hot chick? Yeah I know thats, blahhhs sister. Dayuummm. [walks over] and you walk away. =] bwahah.
yoboo310 0
id kick their asses. Im sorry GIRLS SUCk
Carribu 0
lmfao #4 faaaaaail.
fatalscape 0
how is that you had those friends and they didnt know that you had a brother? are they new friends? i wouldnt call them friends if that were so. sucks but i'm gonna go with fake. facebookthis.mybrute.com
XDNLxtlz99 0
#21, Obviously if they knew the brother was hot, they knew she had said brother. Wheather their new friends or old friends, it doesn't matter, their still talking about how ugly she is behind her back, and she prob. deserves better than that.