Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML
Today, I walked a good 5 minutes across campus, through a few large hallways and up some stairs, with about foot of toilet paper hanging out of my pants before somebody pointed it out to me. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at school. What I thought was going to be just peeing turned into a humongous fart that echoed in the toilet bowl. Already embarrassed, I opened the door to leave. Two girls, who obviously heard, were giggling and saying, “It’s always the fat bitches.” FML
Today, I walked four blocks with toilet paper hanging out of my pants. FML
Today, I was feeling sick and I farted really loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
Today, I was coming out of my work and a group of guys yelled, "Oh shoot girl!" and I blew them a kiss jokingly, then as I walked down the street, cars were honking at me, guys whistling. When I got home I noticed the foot long rip down my pencil skirt. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
track_cheetah 0
wow i would have checked myself after they said "nice tail"
mleugim 0
what do you expected when they said "nice tail" ?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (26)
HopelesxRomantic 0
Hey, im sorry, i dont wantt to be one of the people who replies at the top JUST to be seen.. but i HOPE the OP reads this because nobody else mentioned it.. (truely sorry) Dearest OP: Please stop stealing stuff out of magazines. when i read this.. it sounded oddly firmiliar and then i remembered where i had read it from. PLEASE STOP. FML is going ddown the drain already because people are posting fake/not funny/ repeated/NOT THERE's FML's. Please stop. Thank you. (sorry about that, blue_dude. i wouldnt have done but nobody said anything to her and i felt the need to inform her. thanks :D ) X hopelesxRomantic X
lidomissmango 0
this is so fake that doesnt realy happen
Firestar_fml 0
The great toilet paper tail
dragster_fml 0
how the hell do you get tp in the back of your pants? i just don't see how that could happen
SeaMen 3
does that even happen I understand tp under shoes but pants really? that's so cartoon mentality
nahgemsoohc 0
don't say they didn't warn you
lesliej01 0
Don't be hateful.
missbadluk 0
Um do you have ANY self respect??? What girl is ok with guys looking at them and saying something about their "tail" and the dumb ass just smiles and struts as if that's a compliment?? (since she obviously thought they were talking about her butt). So sad when girls don't respect themselves yet want guys to respect them in relationships. Wow.
_awwhellnaw_ 45
She's allowed to see that as a compliment. You never know, she might've been feeling really bad about herself and some guys are checking her out. Don't be a dick. Let her feel good about herself for a few moments.
skidr0jr 6
yes please explain this to me. I IS CONFUZZLED
captainburke 5
Aw man that's humiliating