Today, I walked into my room to find my roommate's boyfriend trying on one of my pink, lacy bras. My roommate then yelled at me for coming home early. FML
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Today, I came home early from work. My boyfriend and I live together. I open the door and I found my best friend watching TV on the couch, wearing lingerie. The room smelled like sex. She acted irrational and defensive, and had the audacity to ask what I was doing here. Bitch, I live here. FML
Today, my roommate came home and began changing clothes in the same room that my boyfriend and I were in. I quickly got annoyed and angry and when I began questioning her about it she just laughed while saying, "Oh relax, it's not like he's never seen me naked before." FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my roommate while she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend what had happened, because, "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder and has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend professed his love to me. I kicked him out, and he stood outside the door calling my name until he saw my roommate coming down the hall. They both came in and he acted like nothing happened. FML
Today, I skipped class and went to back my apartment early. I found out that my roommate had broken into my room and was laying in my bed wearing my underwear, taking pictures of herself. Apparently, she's been doing it all semester. FML
Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML
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rhcpalex93 0
how disturbing.......
grandpaearthling 2
what do you mean by early? are you supposed to stay away from you're place until otherwise notified. tell the bitch to share her skivvies with her tranny boyfriend and have her wash your clothes and fold them neatly,
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Comments (118)
barbiegirl491 1
WTF? their kinda weird!!! move out!!
Shadow111 0
atleast they wearnt having sex
koji8123 0
yeah! how dare you come back so early fyl
wafflesgirl24 0
I'd burn the bra and run screaming from the room xD
starile 19
Victoria's not so secret now, huh? (my comment... totally... made sense...)
RedPillSucks 31
Well, it would be funny if his name was Victor.
shoelaces301 0
remember-tough guys wear pink! I dont think there was anything about bras in that saying O.o
kreally 0
Sounds like your roommate is just as weird as her boyfriend. I'd start looking for a new roommate if I were you.
Aniblecoby 0
and that's why you need a padlock/bars/barbed wire/well, basically a new roomie!
Grand_Cookie 21
I'd have left and come back with some duct tape, a shovel, and some tarps. Hopefully you're not stuck there.