Today, I walked into my room to find my roommate's boyfriend trying on one of my pink, lacy bras. My roommate then yelled at me for coming home early. FML
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Today, I came home early from work. My boyfriend and I live together. I open the door and I found my best friend watching TV on the couch, wearing lingerie. The room smelled like sex. She acted irrational and defensive, and had the audacity to ask what I was doing here. Bitch, I live here. FML
Today, my roommate came home and began changing clothes in the same room that my boyfriend and I were in. I quickly got annoyed and angry and when I began questioning her about it she just laughed while saying, "Oh relax, it's not like he's never seen me naked before." FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my roommate while she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend what had happened, because, "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder and has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend professed his love to me. I kicked him out, and he stood outside the door calling my name until he saw my roommate coming down the hall. They both came in and he acted like nothing happened. FML
Today, I skipped class and went to back my apartment early. I found out that my roommate had broken into my room and was laying in my bed wearing my underwear, taking pictures of herself. Apparently, she's been doing it all semester. FML
Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML
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rhcpalex93 0
how disturbing.......
grandpaearthling 2
what do you mean by early? are you supposed to stay away from you're place until otherwise notified. tell the bitch to share her skivvies with her tranny boyfriend and have her wash your clothes and fold them neatly,
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W4X 0
His milkshake brings all the girls to the yard...
stronghand0331 17
Probably because his lips gloss is poppin' too
savvy_suzy 0
OP, that really sucks. That's certainly one reason to pony up and get a second job and move into your own space. It's unacceptable for this sort of thing to happen so until you can move out (or them move out if it is your place) get a lock for your door for your peace of mind. No one, absolutely no one, should yell at you for *them* invading your privacy and being disrespectful for you. And Doc, thanks for admitting that you are fantasizing about men in pink lacy bras.
DocBastard 38
I also fantasize about my wife wearing a construction helmet and tool belt. I'm sick like that.
metallakes 0
What does op stand for??
_krispy 0
Ordinary Pervert
cartez2gs 3
Original Pimp
wtfjess 10
Obese Pineapple.
Unlucky_Gun 0
Oversized Penis
klong91 7
Tell her she owes you a new bra and to shut the hell up you live there too.
MaddaCheeb 0
strange Boyfriend you have.
mouxouxou 11
You came home early????The nerve.......! :P
RedPillSucks 31
I'm curious as to why the roommate had her boyfriend try on one of your bras instead of hers. FYL because 1. Roommate's boyfriend is kinky and getting his armpit stains all over your bra 2. Roommate is fantasizing about you by having her boyfriend role play with your bra.
xBraindead 0
haha, I'm sorry but this is pretty funny xD FYL. xD
cartez2gs 3
Dude i went into the room of my girlfriend's room mate to try on her pink lacy bras and she walked. FHL cause I started sweating bad when I saw. but I gave it back!!!
xxstacyxx 0
why was her boyfriend trying out ur bra ???
jckbco 0
you are hot
xxstacyxx 0
thx !