Today, I walked into my living room to find my housemate sitting on the couch, bollock naked, trimming his pubes with scissors. He's surprised I have an issue with this. FML
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This was actually a few years ago when I was living in Dublin. Never seen that movie so they could well have plagiarised the idea from me! Another classic from this guy: With my toothbrush in his mouth-"you're not one of those people who cares when someone uses their toothbrush are you?" FML
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A07 48
"Since you're already here, help a bro out?"
Paws_Cat 29
Keeping it classy, I see.
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Dick_diamond 22
How gross. You should have startled him into stabbing his balls with the scissors..
Animeisbaetho 19
Okay Satin...
anythingrandom 23
what was the comment?
arano 29
Take a dump on his pillow and see how surprised he is.
SorrowsReward 27
I'm sure glad I'm not your roommate! (Not that I'd ever trim my pubes on your couch if I was...)
anythingrandom 23
pissing on it would be worse. if we are talking about teaching someone a lesson.
chaylea 19
That sucks, OP.
worldclassrager 41
Some people I wonder what goes through their mind
geminijojo 10
Pull a Cartman.. There's a South Park episode where Cartman makes chilli with the pubes of all the boys from town. Make him a nice pube dinner.
meatmaeta 21
F*CK YO COUCH!
anythingrandom 23
were the scissors yours?
BawlmerHon24 17
oh my. tell him to take his peanuts outside to trim
Masift 21
if he really doesn't see a problem with you catching him doing that, then you might want to consider a new roommate.
my_dog_paco1205 14
I wish the best of luck! :' )