Today, I walked into my living room to find my housemate sitting on the couch, bollock naked, trimming his pubes with scissors. He's surprised I have an issue with this. FML
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This was actually a few years ago when I was living in Dublin. Never seen that movie so they could well have plagiarised the idea from me! Another classic from this guy: With my toothbrush in his mouth-"you're not one of those people who cares when someone uses their toothbrush are you?" FML
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A07 48
"Since you're already here, help a bro out?"
Paws_Cat 29
Keeping it classy, I see.
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Comments (55)
Lachie20001 21
Waikato? Looks like a Hamilton flat...
kevinhlee93 7
Is no one going to comment about how this is exactly the same scene out of Harold and Kumar?...
M3talJunki3 18
Harold and Kumar go to white castle...anyone?
trucker2 33
Video him- slap it on YouTube- problem solved
WellGroomed 4
This was actually a few years ago when I was living in Dublin. Never seen that movie so they could well have plagiarised the idea from me! Another classic from this guy: With my toothbrush in his mouth-"you're not one of those people who cares when someone uses their toothbrush are you?" FML
Nazstyle 7
Is it bad that I don't see an issue with that.. Or have I just been living with weird house mates for a very long time...
Dominus101 20
Thats just reprehensible! Definitely time to find some civilized roommates and set some ground rules from day one OP
Witchylady 18
Time to get a new roommate
carmaisabitch 20
Ewwwwwwwwwww
tlnorman 18
Yuck he could've at least gone into the bathroom to do that. I'm sorry you had to witness that OP. Perhaps a sit down conversation on respectful boundaries in the house is in order.