Today, I walked into my living room to find my housemate sitting on the couch, bollock naked, trimming his pubes with scissors. He's surprised I have an issue with this. FML
WellGroomed tells us more.
This was actually a few years ago when I was living in Dublin. Never seen that movie so they could well have plagiarised the idea from me! Another classic from this guy: With my toothbrush in his mouth-"you're not one of those people who cares when someone uses their toothbrush are you?" FML
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A07 48
"Since you're already here, help a bro out?"
Paws_Cat 29
Keeping it classy, I see.
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Comments (55)
shelby_franklin 16
I do this all the time
Xion0014 20
Is your name harold?
tiger820 20
I hope he vacuumed when he was finished!
thatsme293 28
Well... When in Europe ;)
lishabear 21
He's in New Zealand.
ThrottleJockey 36
Here just didn't hear you correctly when you told him the living room was a public place. You really should learn to clearly enunciate your "L's" when you speak.
samlovesham1234 9
Time to get a new couch. Seriously, that's digusting! Hasn't he heard of a bathtub for that?!
HollyQuinn 21
This is why living with people is so annoying, they always have shitty habits -_-
Silk_Routes 14
and U are WellGroomed!
Scorpio01 16
Of course it's wrong... Who trims pubes with scissors?
rojoesydney 6
I don't see a problem either! Lol