Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML
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Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML
Today, I had a job interview. It went really well until I couldn't figure out how to open the slide door to get out of the room. FML
Today, I had a job interview for a position at a police station. I asked to use the restroom and accidentally opened the wrong door, locking myself in a stairwell. I had to knock on the door until somebody let me out. Safe to say I didn't get the job. FML
Today, I had a job interview, but I arrived kind of late. I was in so much of a hurry that I hit a woman walking by in the face with the door. I offered to drive her to the hospital. Turns out that she was going to be interviewing me. She didn't offer to reschedule. FML
Today, I was late for an interview. Going into the elevator, a man ran up to the doors but since I was late, I pressed the "close" button. When I arrived to the office, the secretary asked me to wait. The boss walked in to interview me. The man whose face I closed the elevator doors on. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML
Today, I went to a big job interview. As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Other highlights include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervous giggling. The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high. FML
Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML
Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Hell yes!" in front of a potential employer and a group of kids before an interview at a daycare center. FML
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Top comments
Obito_Rocks 6
At least you made a good impact :)
Thors_Hammer9999 17
well hopefully the interviewer is an understanding person
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Comments (40)
appletreee 30
Now you just stand out a little bit more-which can't hurt :)
brittaaany_93 38
Yes, but running into the door may have hurt.
confushon 12
Show them how you take a door to the face and drive on!
Colon_Man 17
You're supposed to wait until after you're hired to try for workmen comp.
Baileysear488 17
Next!
Whoop_whoop 17
it has happened to me as well. we just focus to hard
Incognico 22
Knock knock who is there..
amyhyett 15
Hi guys! In case you were wondering, they called me today and offered me the job, so luckily my clumsiness didn't affect me too much. The door was a lot heavier than I anticipated so I only half opened it before I tried to walk through.
Thorzix 23
Sweet, good luck with the job assuming you accepted it :P
GloriousBearMan 1
What Should Have Happened After Interviewer: So what do you think is your biggest weakness is? You:........Doors
psyjoniz 12
step 1: get noticed (check)
logan00_fml 15
Wow