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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
Ok, that is just too much.
rouh_fml 4
Hopefully not plugged in!
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AnimeBitch 14
Fish fry?
crystalponds 11
Clam Bake
Phoenix_fml 13
well it is national masturbation month
slowlybreakingme 14
Some things can never be unseen. I'm so sorry.
lexxiii 17
Hopefully you weren't planning on going out tonight... "TO WALMART!"
SilentScreamer 12
Look at all these girls acting like they've never had cum in their hair before.
Fuji76 15
I approve this message!
hellphone_fml 37
Some of us actually haven't and I am sure op would not want her sister's either way.
InvisibleMonster_fml 16
Mind = Blown
therealslim 15
Yeah I'm sure OP's sister's mind was blown as well
Callilah 13
At least it wasn't you toothbrush...just sayin'
SakuraFubuki92 12
She must be the reason why they have an 'External Use Only' warning on the tag.
KatjaM 15
Definitely enough internet for today.
gary3768 13
Www.adamandeve.com