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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
Ok, that is just too much.
rouh_fml 4
Hopefully not plugged in!
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RVAriverRAT88 9
At least she will have stylish pubes
showgirl10 3
Buy a safe, new curling iron, and maybe a new toothbrush and hairbrush. OP's sister needs a ***** or a boyfriend asap.
dakatabg 31
Give it to her as a present
MzJnicc 10
oh shyt that's kinky
ninad7 12
maybe she was trying to curl her pubes
flippidyshit 9
What the **** is a curling iron?
iAmPaul 49
I guess she uses it because it can be opened slightly, perhaps yielding more pleasure? Either way, that's really weird.
iAmPaul 49
Then again, she might be using the heat to her advantage.
iAmPaul 49
Or perhaps even separates it so that one part touches her ******** as the other part actually penetrates her.
Purplefluff 6
Sorry, i accidently disliked your comment when i mean't to like it. Completely agree.