Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me jerking it in her bathroom. I'm a 40 year-old man and she's 68. FML
Today, for the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on my father wanking. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom masturbating. I want to run away. I feel violated. FML
Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML
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Mademoiselle_fml 34
I kinda want to know how old both of you are... maybe she's trying to give you a hint to move out ;p
supportcommand 17
Your mom sounds classy. Next time you're sitting there channel surfing, think about where that remote may have been.
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Comments (144)
katie1989 9
How old are you? Move out.
slickchrome 11
I'm pretty sure u caught her rubbing one in, rather than out.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
If you're old enough it's time to move.
BeautyOfGrac3 6
Your mom is nasty man.
stephiijo 15
The living room has become a dark place now. I'd avoid it.
baileymarie102 6
I would be scarred for life and never look my mother in the eyes again.
glenna1990 0
Man that does really suck!!
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
Nasty mofo.
lifesaventure 7
Get it? Because she is a mofo. Cleverrrr
outoftown 27
OP, this lack of inhibition can be a sign of a medical problem. See if you can get her to a doctor, especially if she is doing other unusual/socially inappropriate stuff (verbal outbursts, spending unwisely, dressing oddly, etc).
FML_14u2c 14
I'm pretty sure that "Rub A Dub Dub" nursery rhyme that your mother told you as a child has a totally new meaning now... :-P
chevynova1743 4
hahahahaha thats exactly what i was thinkin... good job