FML : Today, I walked in on my husband drinking the breast milk I had bottled for our child. His defense was that it's easy to confuse the container for the...

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Today, I walked in on my husband drinking the breast milk I had bottled for our child. His defense was that it's easy to confuse the container for the normal milk with the one for the breast milk. Can someone please explain to me how a person can confuse a milk carton with a baby bottle? FML

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By Anonymous - / Tuesday 9 May 2017 04:00 /

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By RichardPencil | 22

#7451465 - Tuesday 9 May 2017 04:26

My question is if he likes your breast milk so much, why doesn't he get it straight from your tit? That could be pleasurable for both of you, only the rest of us wouldn't want to hear about it.

By Glowworm56 | 19

#7451457 - Tuesday 9 May 2017 04:07

Maybe it was the breast milk he ever had. It's udderly possible.

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By Glowworm56 | 19

#7451457 - Tuesday 9 May 2017 04:07

Maybe it was the breast milk he ever had. It's udderly possible.

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Vidhya Sriram | 6

#7451845 - Tuesday 9 May 2017 08:01

Get out!

By RichardPencil | 22

#7451465 - Tuesday 9 May 2017 04:26

My question is if he likes your breast milk so much, why doesn't he get it straight from your tit? That could be pleasurable for both of you, only the rest of us wouldn't want to hear about it.

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Steve115s | 7

#7451791 - Tuesday 9 May 2017 06:02

That last part is your opinion

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Vicodintrip | 5

#7451847 - Tuesday 9 May 2017 08:03

You're a genius

By hunterseal | 18

#7451471 - Tuesday 9 May 2017 05:14

Probably sheer curiosity and he feels a but ashamed for being caught. Let him off the hook and have fun with it lol, who knows could be a kink.

By Druu | 53

#7451492 - Tuesday 9 May 2017 07:35

Whatever floats his boat, right? And HOLY SHIT, do you have any idea how buoyant breast milk makes boats??

By Lobby_Bee | 14

#7451548 - Tuesday 9 May 2017 09:35

What did he think of the taste?

By colton_colton | 49

#7451560 - Tuesday 9 May 2017 09:59

Hahaha

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#7451671 - Tuesday 9 May 2017 02:41

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