Today, I walked in on my husband drinking the breast milk I had bottled for our child. His defense was that it's easy to confuse the container for the normal milk with the one for the breast milk. Can someone please explain to me how a person can confuse a milk carton with a baby bottle? FML
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Glowworm56
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Maybe it was the breast milk he ever had. It's udderly possible.
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Vidhya Sriram
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Get out!
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RichardPencil
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My question is if he likes your breast milk so much, why doesn't he get it straight from your tit?
That could be pleasurable for both of you, only the rest of us wouldn't want to hear about it.
That could be pleasurable for both of you, only the rest of us wouldn't want to hear about it.
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Steve115s
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That last part is your opinion
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Vicodintrip
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You're a genius
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hunterseal
| 18
Probably sheer curiosity and he feels a but ashamed for being caught. Let him off the hook and have fun with it lol, who knows could be a kink.
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Druu
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Whatever floats his boat, right? And HOLY SHIT, do you have any idea how buoyant breast milk makes boats??
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Lobby_Bee
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What did he think of the taste?
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colton_colton
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Hahaha
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That could be pleasurable for both of you, only the rest of us wouldn't want to hear about it.