By Anonymous - 09/05/2017 04:00

Today, I walked in on my husband drinking the breast milk I had bottled for our child. His defense was that it's easy to confuse the container for the normal milk with the one for the breast milk. Can someone please explain to me how a person can confuse a milk carton with a baby bottle? FML
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My question is if he likes your breast milk so much, why doesn't he get it straight from your tit? That could be pleasurable for both of you, only the rest of us wouldn't want to hear about it.

Maybe it was the breast milk he ever had. It's udderly possible.

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Maybe it was the breast milk he ever had. It's udderly possible.

My question is if he likes your breast milk so much, why doesn't he get it straight from your tit? That could be pleasurable for both of you, only the rest of us wouldn't want to hear about it.

That last part is your opinion

Probably sheer curiosity and he feels a but ashamed for being caught. Let him off the hook and have fun with it lol, who knows could be a kink.

Whatever floats his boat, right? And HOLY SHIT, do you have any idea how buoyant breast milk makes boats??

What did he think of the taste?

colton_colton 49

Hahaha

let's be honest tats not tree worst thing you've caught him doing

That's* the* lol

"I don't always drink milk but when I do I prefer Dos Boobies." - Your Husband.

Actually more natural than cows milk

just let him git some titty milk too ?

that's why you let him get it the old fashioned way ???☠️