Love: Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate...

By Aprilfools - 12/04/2009 10:47 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML

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bmkc4 1

Tuesday 12 June 2012 19:34

Douche

edger1 6

Thursday 20 September 2012 9:54

Wat an asshole n bitch!

ballerandstuff 4

Wednesday 10 July 2013 2:04

Faker!

purplecowgoesmoo 5

Thursday 11 July 2013 8:49

some best friend you have there..

guitarst1071995 12

Monday 19 August 2013 16:09

11 days actually

irgndsondepp 15

Tuesday 27 August 2013 17:05

Technically it's still April and they're still fools...

The_9th_Doctor 18

Tuesday 24 September 2013 1:50

burn em and run!

pancakesrock 7

Sunday 15 June 2014 21:44

It takes 4 seconds for silence to become awkward...

Host2phats 21

Monday 7 December 2015 14:16

BURN

Shine242 17

Monday 4 January 2016 23:47

Time for a new boyfriend and a new best friend.

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