Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
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Same thing different taste
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, I went to my best friend's house to propose to my girlfriend of 6 years. When I walked in, she was having sex with my best friend's 37-year-old brother. She then yelled, ”You should have knocked first!” FML
Quick thinking
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and best friend making out. His explanation was that he was trying to stop her from having an allergic reaction to peanut butter. FML
Bigmouth strikes again
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Awkward conversation
Today, I had to have a very difficult and awkward conversation with my best friend about her fiancé hitting on me. She seemed completely unfazed and ended up admitting that a three-way with me was actually her idea, but she didn't want to "weird me out" by asking me about it. FML
Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML
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Allie614032 34
Why are there so many cheaters in relationships? Why is it so often the SO and best friend? I can't understand anyone who violates trust so easily. Sorry OP.
Zekfen 17
Normally you are supposed to ask before you get caught, not after. They need to go over that checklist again.
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Comments (27)
dexter420 21
You know you did it
CrazyTrainWreck 19
Accumulated time is 12 years, so 12 years of your life wasted.
Lobby_Bee 17
The more the merrier.
DanielleinDC 33
At least he didn't say, "It's not what it looks like!"
Takegami 22
The amount of infidelity in this generation make me want to puke
htx4life 4
well what did you do?
Andrei I 9
it WAS a threesome, you just arrived late
rs7797 9
well do ypu agree ?
dajokerscopes68 4
the name fits perfectly
QueenAfrodite 8
Wowwwwwwww