Today, I walked across my kitchen to go get my mom a blanket after she shoveled snow. I slipped and caught the kitchen chair with my side, landed on the floor and almost fracturing my knee cap. She then told me she wasn't cold. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slipped. FML
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
Today, as I always do when we get a lot of snow, I shovelled the snow off my elderly neighbor’s driveway. I slipped and fell into a snowbank, breaking my collarbone, and she had to call 911 to help me out because I couldn't snow angel my way up. FML
Today, I slipped walking down the stairs. My mom thought I sprained my right ankle. In her haste to get me to the doctor, she grabbed me and accidentally tripped me. I broke my left ankle. The right one was fine. FML
Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I was in the kitchen with my mom, who is severely disabled and can barely walk. She suddenly slipped on a puddle of water, so I instinctively grappled her from behind to save her. It took me a moment to realize my hands were accidentally cupping her breasts. She then slipped again and took both of us down. FML
Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML
Today, I stepped out of the kitchen to yell at my kids for running in the house. I had just mopped the floor, and did not want them to fall. I fell while yelling and twisted my ankle. At least they know it's dangerous now. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
killabeast1 0
shoulda asked if she was cold
haydenshaw 0
don't say that!.. snickerdoodles provides some of the comments that entertain people like me who never comment on these things but still read them.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (108)
Ochi_fml 0
lol. YDI for being nice
Sun_Kissed18 25
Well, you DIDN'T fracture your knee cap :) and you were trying to be nice, so not that much of a problem
xDConversexD 0
ewwww
Sun_Kissed18 25
Yes?
corbandioxide 1
thx snickerdoodles
FrozenSoliid 0
1, nobody slips and catches chairs with their sides so easily. learn to walk properly if your gonna be so fat. 2, WTF are the blankets doing in the kitchen??? idiot, keep em in the linen closet where they should be. 3, no good deed goes unpunished, YDI.
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
easily being the keyword, shit happens. not like it's impossible
sarah407 0
she walked across the kitchen doesn't mean the blanket was in the kitchen and that doesn't mean she/he is fat
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
and not everyone has a linen closet so they keep things other places. you're being an asshole for no good reason, chill out bra
sarah407 0
ya bra :P haha
sarah407 0
how do put a pic up?
you_guys_are_dum 0
wow. some of you people are assholes just for the sake of being an asshole!
0671241409 0
can you please use something instead of bra? i'm so tired of surfer dudes bra and it sounds kindof retarded to say
sarah407 0
no cu it's funny and I like usein bra so sry bra I can't stop using bra cuz I like it :)
0671241409 0
wow that just makes you sound like even more of an idiot
sourgirl101 29
I was thinking the same thing. I'm on my iPhone
sourgirl101 29
#33 I don't understand why half my comments get deleted? I was talking about put in pictures also. Let's see if my comment will get cut off again!
sarah407 0
well I still don't know how to put pics up lol
shatz_fml 0
snickerdoodles, will you marry me?
corbandioxide 1
and tusbar
FrozenSoliid 0
wahhhhh crycrycry stfu
skyshark 0
who cares, you seem like a complete douche but we allow you your opinions too.
Ajjas013 6
Troll :D
FatherKnowsBEST 0
yay for polygamy!
lmathias_fml 0
That sucks, I hope you're ok! =(
arc111111_fml 0
YDI for letting your mom shovel snow and not help her to shovel
troublant_fml 1
THIS. You totally deserved it for not being the one doing the shovelling. Unless you're ill or handicapped or something.
newsgit 0
maybe OP already shoveled. Maybe OP was going out to shovel as soon she gave her mom a blanket. As I always say on FML, DON'T ASSUME.
Vayant 0
^^^ Agreed