Today, I waited in line at a drive-through behind a man for ten minutes. I got out of my car, cursed at him, and then asked him to give me one good reason why it would take that long to order. The man slowly explained to me that he had a stutter. FML
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Today, I was waiting in line for breakfast at the McDonald's drive-thru. After getting so fed up that the line hadn't budged for 10 mins, I pulled out of the line, only to realize I was waiting behind 2 parked cars that were just to the left of the drive-thru lane. FML
Today, I was stuck in the drive-thru line from hell. The guy in front of me started freaking out and demanded that I back out so he could pull out. I tried to tell him there were cars behind me, but that didn’t stop him from getting out of his car and kicking out my headlights. FML
Today, I went through the drive-through at Dunkin Donuts and asked for an iced coffee. After no response, I started frantically screaming about bad service. After a while, a woman came out to my car and said, "Please pull up to the speaker." I'd been yelling at a garbage bin for 5 minutes. FML
Today, while standing in line at a local Mexican fast food place, I was feeling generous and let a little kid behind me go in front. Turns out he had a list, and was ordering food for his whole family. I had to wait 30 minutes to get my food. FML
Today, a grown man yelled at me because he'd been waiting for 15 minutes and still hadn't been seated or had his order taken. We were at a self-serve breakfast buffet. FML
Today, while at a store, my stuttering problem became so bad the poor store clerk had to supply my own words for me. FML
Today, I decided to work on my social anxiety by ordering some food. I waited in line, practicing my order in my head all the way. When I got to the front, I said my order with no mistakes. The cashier just stared blankly at me until I mumbled, "Never mind..." and left. FML
Today, I went out to dinner. The waiter was pretty cute. He greets us, "Hi my name is... (long pause) Jordan." Thinking he was flirting, I quickly smart back, "Are you confused?" He says, "No actually, I have a stutter." FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work. I pulled impatiently behind a long line of cars to make a right hand turn. I sat there for 5 minutes. Turns out there wasn't a line to make a right hand turn. I had been waiting behind a line of parked cars. FML
Today, as I served an elderly man at the fast-food restaurant where I work, he leaned over the counter so that his face was mere inches from mine and asked me if I wanted to buy his car. When I politely told him I wasn't interested, he insisted on making a complaint about me to my manager. FML
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anonbastard 0
Why the hell would you go screaming at the driver? The people working drive-thru could've been slow for all you know.
NixKuH 0
nice going
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dingo353 0
A similar thing happened to me except it was Hulk Hogan in the car in front of me. He got out, came over to my car and ripped the door off my car and proceeded to beat me with it. He then drop kicked me over the apartment building that was across the street.
davek 36
He knew he had a stutter, he knew what was likely to happen. I know I'm not much good at swimming, so I don't make a habit of jumping in the river. FYL.
ash92_fml 0
What a ******* bitch!!!!!! Omg that poor man :(
misspenelope 0
You is a bitch! Really! I had a friend like this once and she pulled something similar and I made her walk home. You should be ashamed. Your poor parents!
lunax_fml 14
ydi. but seriously, calm the f*ck down people. she obviously didnt know he had a stutter, it was an unfortunate mistake. that said... youre still a self absorbed bitch regardless for cussing out anyone like that regardless if they had a stutter or not.
Tabbykat9698 0
I've worked in a drive thru. There is nothing MORE annoying than people who take forever to order and hold up the line and therefore everyone has to wait a while on their food. If someone has problems communicating, they should come inside. They can at least point to what they want, and even get their food quicker as well. I bet the employees heard you yelling at him and I bet they cheered.
AmoraLynn 6
No, the people working in drive-thru aren't assholes. It is usually having to work 10 hour shifts on their feet in an area that is supposed to be going quickly but isn't because some people have no common courtesy and fail to go inside when they should, that makes them cranky. Also it is dealing with customers who treat them like garbage just because they work in fast food. Hey guess what, when you go to a fast food joint and act like you are better than the people behind the counter you are the reason they work there. And to the OP, you are a jerk. If you were in a hurry and the drive-thru was backed up you should have gone inside.
AmoraLynn 6
I wasn't victimizing the poor man, in fact I said the OP was being a jerk. But I have regular customers who have speech impediments and they come inside everytime. But you're right the person who you commented after was being an ass.
AKBO47 0
stfu bitch. everyone has equal rights. welcome to the US. btw. you look like a slutty bitch :)
AKBO47 0
your a bitch. just because you got rejected from walmart and had to govto mcdonalds doesn't mean your should discriminate against people
LynnTLX 0
Wow, you're an asshole Kifly95. How's this girl's picture slutty at all? It's dumbasses like you that are making perfectly fine young girls in society lose their self esteem. If this girl's ugly to you, I wonder how you'll ever face the mirror when you're 30, balding and fat. I fear for the sake of the world that you've already reproduced. Darwin is rolling over in his grave. Hey, and next time you try to put someone down, learn the difference between "you're" and "your".
ocean_eyes 0
what a ******* asshole you are
einauglein 0
You are a total bitch.
tiny_and_small 0
Poor guy. I have to wait to get seated in a restaurant at minimum 30 minutes. I would be happy to wait 10 minutes. i know it's a drive thru, but still. You should have got his food, followed him, hand delivered his food, and give him a dollar for every curse you said.