Today, I waited in line at a drive-through behind a man for ten minutes. I got out of my car, cursed at him, and then asked him to give me one good reason why it would take that long to order. The man slowly explained to me that he had a stutter. FML
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Today, I was waiting in line for breakfast at the McDonald's drive-thru. After getting so fed up that the line hadn't budged for 10 mins, I pulled out of the line, only to realize I was waiting behind 2 parked cars that were just to the left of the drive-thru lane. FML
Today, I was stuck in the drive-thru line from hell. The guy in front of me started freaking out and demanded that I back out so he could pull out. I tried to tell him there were cars behind me, but that didn’t stop him from getting out of his car and kicking out my headlights. FML
Today, I went through the drive-through at Dunkin Donuts and asked for an iced coffee. After no response, I started frantically screaming about bad service. After a while, a woman came out to my car and said, "Please pull up to the speaker." I'd been yelling at a garbage bin for 5 minutes. FML
Today, while standing in line at a local Mexican fast food place, I was feeling generous and let a little kid behind me go in front. Turns out he had a list, and was ordering food for his whole family. I had to wait 30 minutes to get my food. FML
Today, a grown man yelled at me because he'd been waiting for 15 minutes and still hadn't been seated or had his order taken. We were at a self-serve breakfast buffet. FML
Today, while at a store, my stuttering problem became so bad the poor store clerk had to supply my own words for me. FML
Today, I decided to work on my social anxiety by ordering some food. I waited in line, practicing my order in my head all the way. When I got to the front, I said my order with no mistakes. The cashier just stared blankly at me until I mumbled, "Never mind..." and left. FML
Today, I went out to dinner. The waiter was pretty cute. He greets us, "Hi my name is... (long pause) Jordan." Thinking he was flirting, I quickly smart back, "Are you confused?" He says, "No actually, I have a stutter." FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work. I pulled impatiently behind a long line of cars to make a right hand turn. I sat there for 5 minutes. Turns out there wasn't a line to make a right hand turn. I had been waiting behind a line of parked cars. FML
Today, as I served an elderly man at the fast-food restaurant where I work, he leaned over the counter so that his face was mere inches from mine and asked me if I wanted to buy his car. When I politely told him I wasn't interested, he insisted on making a complaint about me to my manager. FML
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anonbastard 0
Why the hell would you go screaming at the driver? The people working drive-thru could've been slow for all you know.
NixKuH 0
nice going
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Comments (567)
rockera 0
nice job dipshit
Splug 0
Wait, why are you posting here? Gtfo and tell that poor guy to get on here instead, only he deserves our sympathy.
rockera 0
nice going dipshit
sexysue 0
how rude. ;(
Anerdimous 0
the display picture made me lol, did it hurt?
margxoxo 0
don't tell me you can't wait for 10 minutes! you are a spoiled shit.
Sdelta 0
This is why women can't be president. OP needs psychiatric help.
LilAfo 4
why? :/
theteal 0
No its sexist pigs like you that make it difficult. Just because one woman is rude and totally lacking in social skills doesn't mean all women are like that.
awsomepossom69 0
#21... You win... ALL WOMEN NEED TO GET BACK INTO THE KITCHEN WHERE THEY BELONG... And make me a sandwich and get me a beer while your there.
lettertjes 0
#30, #32, It's probably just some kid trying to troll. By getting all irritated and replying, you're just giving him what he wants. Just ignore the little bugger, he doesn't deserve your time.
Sdelta 0
#30, you're cute #32 I'm not being sexist it's the truth #41 you're not funny #47, I am NOT a kid; I am 100% MAN!! http://bit.ly/2b0I4h
bubbles2011 0
clearly youre single because not a single woman would put up with youre pathetic, lazy ass.
awsomepossom69 0
Hey asswipe, the truth isn't supposed to be funny.
franciscovegas 3
did you end up having his food to, that he paid for?
shorty_traviesa 0
wow, your a total bitch, there is always a chance of drive through not being so fast, if u didnt have time to eat, u should have had time to go order food, there really was no need to be impatient
HeyLookOverThere 3
Patience is a virtue.
Dopeyrox 0
I feel for you.. It's not like you could of known that.. Relax people
PhasesPhantom 22
She shouldn't have done that to begin with. It was a drive thru, number one. She could've left. Number two, the works does not cater to her. Ten minute wait? How vile!
flysniper77 6
u must be a ******* obese American for sure. stupid ass
Freeze_fml 16
**** you.
christiebaby578 9
not all Americans are obese but if the OP is American then he sure as hell gives the rest of us a bad name