Chase
Today, I turned 21 and had a huge party because I could finally drink legally. Got arrested for public intoxication. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
thedd
United States
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
happy bday
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Sobering
Today, is my 21st birthday. My friends took me to a bar to celebrate, knowing I don't drink. I'm now in charge of driving my friends home after they've had an awesome night. FML
Anonymous
Edison, United States
Booze don't cure the blues
Today, it was my birthday, and even the person who seemed excited about me finally turning 21 and can legally drink forgot. Guess who got drunk alone tonight? This guy. FML
Aeare_
Dixon, United States
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Thank you for being a friend
Today, it's my 21st birthday. The only person who drank with me was my elementary school principal, who I happened to run into at a bar where we were the only two people there. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was drinking in the park with my friends. Being drunk, I relieved myself on a nearby tree. Unknown to me, a 4 year old was having her birthday party 100 yards away. I was arrested for public intoxication and exposing myself to a minor. FML
Anonymous
Pace yourself
Today, for my 18th birthday, I went out to a club with my mate and I drank so much I ended up breaking my nose. I was there for an hour. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I turned 21. It's also the day I learned how it feels to have my foot and leg set on fire by a drunken idiot who thought it was a great idea to splash lighter fluid into an open-pit bonfire. FML
Anonymous
My 21st birthday
Today, my parents took me to a bar to celebrate my 21st birthday. They brought my little brother, but when the bouncer wouldn't allow him in, they made me wait outside with him while they went in for drinks. FML
meeks123
Queanbeyan, Australia
Today, I was arrested for drinking in public. It was my friend who was drinking; I was taking the alcohol from her so she wouldn't be arrested. FML
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Talented73 54
Party at home, you get in less trouble that way.
PennyLane27 32
Not off to a good start, bro!
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protoskore 27
the first arrest might also be considered one of the rites of adulthood
Talis99 26
You're dumb. No sympathy.
jessicasoho 13
Drinking requires no skill, while drinking responsibly requires skill and discipline. Skill is knowledge; hope you learned something valuable! Cheers!
FireFly72 2
What's this shit about illegal public intoxication? What a stupid and pointless law....
MrsBugi 21
You generally only get charged with public intoxication if you're causing trouble while drunk in public. It is far from pointless. This isn't something that is applied if someone is just harmlessly walking home after drinking.
WTF STFU 3
GROW THE HELL UP