Today, I tried to put together some flat-pack furniture. I wound up in my underpants, screaming stuff like, "Fuck you, fucking Ikea bastard" at pieces of confusing plywood. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I attempted to assemble a piece of furniture that claimed to be "easy to build in minutes." Four hours and multiple arguments later, I realized I had misread the instructions, and half the parts were upside down. I'm pretty sure the furniture won this round. FML
Today, I spent two hours building an IKEA bookshelf. When I was finished, I realized it was inside-out. There was no way to fix it without completely taking it apart again. FML
Today, I started building a basic bookshelf from a flat-pack kit without looking at the instructions, because "How hard could it be?" I finished just as the last screw went in, then noticed the back panel was facing outwards and every shelf was upside down. Taking it apart took longer than putting it together. FML
Today, I attempted to assemble a piece of furniture that boasted "easy, step-by-step instructions." Three hours later, surrounded by mismatched screws and a confusing diagram, I realized the only thing "easy" about it was my decision to ask my dad to come round and assemble it for me. FML
Today, after days of my wife nagging me, I started working on the flat pack furniture she ordered. Every twenty minutes, she interrupted me to demand I stop and help her with something trivial and irrelevant. Now I remember why I postpone projects as long as possible. FML
Today, halfway through assembling a toy kitchen for a birthday, I realized the instructions made no sense and half the screws looked identical. I still somehow finished it and felt triumphant until the kid opened the oven door, the whole thing tipped sideways, and I had to spend the rest of the party holding it together with one hand. FML
Today, I spent hours assembling a bookshelf I'd bought online. Once it was finally done, I realized I’d put the back panel on backwards, so now there’s a "Made in China" label facing the room. FML
Today, I was trying to put some new curtains up. I couldn't make sense of the instructions, so I decided to wing it. I spent a frustrating half hour fighting with it, and just seconds after I succeeded, the curtain rod gave way and slammed straight onto my head. FML
Today, I bought a flatpack, easy to assemble cot-bed for my baby. I spent 5 hours building it, but when it was done, I realised I couldn't reach into it because I'm 5ft and my arms can't reach and lift the baby. I'd have to throw him in. I'm suffering from back spasms as a result, and I now need to disassemble and return it. FML
Today, my wife texted me, saying an expensive piece of furniture had been delivered. I specifically said, "Wait until I get home and we'll put it together." An hour later, she opened it and broke it beyond repair while trying to assemble it herself. FML
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aaahhhfire21 0
So....y did u end up in your underpants?
bingababe 16
I get the feeling this happens to you a lot.
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Comments (184)
babyshaft408 8
No it's ikea an their damn instructions. I feel u on this one
graceyley005 0
Yeah! The other day I didnt understand my math homework so I stripped and started screaming at, 'Screw you you fricking linear equation!'
Hollers1995 0
Oh my god I absolutely adore putting the ikea furniture pieces together! I swear I feel like a 11 year old kid playing Legos :p
HeyImAmy 20
My sister-in-law had problems with Ikea too. She lives in England, with my brother, and they bought some flat-pack furniture too. 1. They didn't realize that you had to pick out all the flat-pack boxes yourself (They hadn't been to Ikea before). 2. My sister-in-law couldn't figure out how to put their new couch together (my brother was at work so he could not help here. She finally got it).
HeyImAmy 20
*her
Gabby15410 0
I hate furniture too. I scream at inanimate objects too. It is fun. They wont say anything back.
Herculesninja27 5
Lmfao! That sounds like me except for the underpants part of course
Arlisshsr 9
Yea ive assembled furniture drunk before too...
Missy612 14
The hell? Sounds like something my mom would do-I used to come home to that.
insomniac8400 13
it's not actually plywood, it's pressboard.
ThePieGuy0817 29
So, in all of this, where exactly did your pants end up?