Miscellaneous: Today, I treated my mom to a movie and lunch after she'd attended...

By BackToRehab - 26/02/2011 21:53 - Canada

Today, I treated my mom to a movie and lunch after she'd attended weeks of AA meetings. She snuck in a flask to the movie, and during lunch, she started calling people muggles. FML

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Saturday 26 February 2011 23:57

Someone's been drinking a bit too much butterbeer.

afdude87 6

Saturday 26 February 2011 23:58

muggles: they're everywhere, tryin to steal my whiskey.

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Xxak907xX 0

Monday 21 March 2011 17:11

fail

Caitycandid 2

Wednesday 25 May 2011 6:08

Pleaseeee tell me OP's mom is a Brit :D

zebrapattern 6

Thursday 26 May 2011 1:31

LMFAO

cmw_69 3

Thursday 9 June 2011 2:24

at least she didn't yell 'Avada Ca Dabra' haa , I would ,(:

CaliSwaggGirl 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 9:18

that's the funniest thing I've heard all day

fanieee 2

Saturday 3 September 2011 20:20

youre moms awesome!!!!

kiki122012 5

Wednesday 11 April 2012 22:39

Harry Potter?

AaronGuy 12

Saturday 19 May 2012 18:27

Was the movie you took her to see Harry Potter by any chance?

pcentral 17

Sunday 3 June 2012 16:54

Haha your mum sounds hilarious!!

justcreepinggg 9

Tuesday 8 January 2013 4:29

I think I love your Mom xD

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