Today, I took the bus home. A bum sat next to me. Reeking with alcohol and sweat, he pulls out a pair of nail clippers and clips his grimy finger nails. With every clip, the nails would fly up and hit me. As I was about to ask him to stop, a nail flies into my mouth. I swallowed it. FML
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I am the author of this post, and no, I could not move to a different seat. The bus was packed like a can of sardines. My seat was actually the only seat open. Lol. I wanted to be nice, so I let him sit next to me. When he was clipping his nails, yes, they were flying EVERYWHERE. I didn't mean to swallow the nail, by the way. It was accidental. Completely. Lol. I can only fit so much in that little submit box. I couldn't explain the entire story. :) Now you all know. Trust me, if I had the opportunity to move, I would've. . . .
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Canuck 0
you don't ask him to stop.. you move.. don't mess with a drunk bum just let him b
fosizzlemynizzlE 0
yeah. thats disgusting....and i have a large tolerance for things that gross me out.
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colortherainbowx 0
Why would a bum have nail clippers? And why didn't you move? But still, that is ******* DISGUSTING. *vomits* :(
heeystefi_fml 0
this is the most disgusting thing ive ever heard
zz_top 0
that is so extremely gross that i dont think i will ever look at a pair of nail clippers the same way. i think that this is the worst FML. and #1 i had to sit next to a homeless person before and i was to petrified to even move, its harder than it seems. gross. just gross.
poopy910 8
u know just biting your finger nails is like licking a toliet bowl? just imagines a hobo's..
furrylala 0
EWWEWEWEW but tahts hella funny
sneakersneaker 0
You should really get checked out for diseases or something. Seriously.
sugarspyce 0
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, GHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH thanks dude, not i am squeamish to clip my own nails. or even open my mouth.
racehl_ann_2009 0
come on, a bum, big deal, personally i think it would be the same reaction for anyone. Leave the poor guy alone, its not like its his choice to be like that something must be wrong with him. take it from someone who has been around homeless shelters her entire life. btw they don't like tto be called "bums"
elad315 0
I have to agree w/ #44 I would have thrown up all over him. lol.
itspretzelday 0
I am the author of this post, and no, I could not move to a different seat. The bus was packed like a can of sardines. My seat was actually the only seat open. Lol. I wanted to be nice, so I let him sit next to me. When he was clipping his nails, yes, they were flying EVERYWHERE. I didn't mean to swallow the nail, by the way. It was accidental. Completely. Lol. I can only fit so much in that little submit box. I couldn't explain the entire story. :) Now you all know. Trust me, if I had the opportunity to move, I would've. . . .