Today, I took the bus home. A bum sat next to me. Reeking with alcohol and sweat, he pulls out a pair of nail clippers and clips his grimy finger nails. With every clip, the nails would fly up and hit me. As I was about to ask him to stop, a nail flies into my mouth. I swallowed it. FML
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I am the author of this post, and no, I could not move to a different seat. The bus was packed like a can of sardines. My seat was actually the only seat open. Lol. I wanted to be nice, so I let him sit next to me. When he was clipping his nails, yes, they were flying EVERYWHERE. I didn't mean to swallow the nail, by the way. It was accidental. Completely. Lol. I can only fit so much in that little submit box. I couldn't explain the entire story. :) Now you all know. Trust me, if I had the opportunity to move, I would've. . . .
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Canuck 0
you don't ask him to stop.. you move.. don't mess with a drunk bum just let him b
fosizzlemynizzlE 0
yeah. thats disgusting....and i have a large tolerance for things that gross me out.
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CeltHound 14
Never open your mouth to talk! Move the **** away!!!!!!
mashmashbaby 12
Oh my god, I think I'm gonna puke! :/
HiddenGod 4
Just hearing that makes me want to throw up.