Today, I took the bus home. A bum sat next to me. Reeking with alcohol and sweat, he pulls out a pair of nail clippers and clips his grimy finger nails. With every clip, the nails would fly up and hit me. As I was about to ask him to stop, a nail flies into my mouth. I swallowed it. FML
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I am the author of this post, and no, I could not move to a different seat. The bus was packed like a can of sardines. My seat was actually the only seat open. Lol. I wanted to be nice, so I let him sit next to me. When he was clipping his nails, yes, they were flying EVERYWHERE. I didn't mean to swallow the nail, by the way. It was accidental. Completely. Lol. I can only fit so much in that little submit box. I couldn't explain the entire story. :) Now you all know. Trust me, if I had the opportunity to move, I would've. . . .
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Canuck 0
you don't ask him to stop.. you move.. don't mess with a drunk bum just let him b
fosizzlemynizzlE 0
yeah. thats disgusting....and i have a large tolerance for things that gross me out.
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Comments (149)
imbtrtenu 8
indeed #24...
footer35 0
utterly disgusting lol... i think i would of just barfed it back up all over him if it happened to me!
hattar 0
u said it, a ****** bum & i agree with #1
Scorponok 0
You should have just moved, idiot.
laroxurfingworld 0
Ummmmm.....ewww,but why did u swallow it????I think there Is somthung wrong with ur relflexs
Emmett_Luver_101 0
did it taste like chicken?
dianeface 0
I totally feel for you. I take the bus all the time and all sorts of bums are always sitting next to me, smelling like ass! its horrible
Amandaisdreaming 7
that's DISGUSTING, fyl.
sevenyearnight 0
"Today on the bus a smelly drunk hobo was clipping his fingernails. I picked them up off of the floor and seat and ate one. One side had a unique, intriguing flavor; essence of dandruff and feces, in a delightful paste. The "crust" of this dessert was very hard and almost impossible to chew, but after much labor, I was able to swallow it. It was very difficult and it scratched my throat on the way down, but I was determined to put it in my belly. Unfortunately, the bum saw me do this and gave me a dirty look, so I dropped the remaining clippings becoming self conscience. Luckily he got off the bus before I did so I was able to pick them back up."
trollskitroll 0
Hahahahaha. That is hilarious.
RatIsKing 0
omg, when I read that, I almost choked on an imaginary toenail :p