Today, I took the bus home. A bum sat next to me. Reeking with alcohol and sweat, he pulls out a pair of nail clippers and clips his grimy finger nails. With every clip, the nails would fly up and hit me. As I was about to ask him to stop, a nail flies into my mouth. I swallowed it. FML
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I am the author of this post, and no, I could not move to a different seat. The bus was packed like a can of sardines. My seat was actually the only seat open. Lol. I wanted to be nice, so I let him sit next to me. When he was clipping his nails, yes, they were flying EVERYWHERE. I didn't mean to swallow the nail, by the way. It was accidental. Completely. Lol. I can only fit so much in that little submit box. I couldn't explain the entire story. :) Now you all know. Trust me, if I had the opportunity to move, I would've. . . .
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Canuck 0
you don't ask him to stop.. you move.. don't mess with a drunk bum just let him b
fosizzlemynizzlE 0
yeah. thats disgusting....and i have a large tolerance for things that gross me out.
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Comments (149)
EffYoLife 14
#38 bums have nail clippers! i saw a bum clipping his toenails on the train! but as soon as he started doing it, everyone was smart enough to run lol
x_eyebrows 0
This is definitely the most disgusting FML I've ever read! I would have just moved.
chaspants 0
holy hell that about made me vomit
zachary918 0
i just gagged and threw up a little in the back of my mouth. disgusting. my first thought? you can't wash your hands after you poop in a gutter.
revezone 0
BULLS-EYE! 50 points!
funplex 0
I literally gagged when I read this, ew.
twitteringjaie 0
Shit! :O I hope your immune system is good! If that happened to me, I would probably die.
AK 2
Oh christ, I was eating when I read this. Dammit.
basketballbabee 0
Holy shit...I puked in my mouth when I read this!!...but then I read the comments and #40 made my frikken day man! hahahaha. that's good. but EWWWW. HOLY **** EWWWWWWWWW.
inkedgeek 0
you should have **** punched him.