Today, I took the bus home. A bum sat next to me. Reeking with alcohol and sweat, he pulls out a pair of nail clippers and clips his grimy finger nails. With every clip, the nails would fly up and hit me. As I was about to ask him to stop, a nail flies into my mouth. I swallowed it. FML
itspretzelday tells us more.
I am the author of this post, and no, I could not move to a different seat. The bus was packed like a can of sardines. My seat was actually the only seat open. Lol. I wanted to be nice, so I let him sit next to me. When he was clipping his nails, yes, they were flying EVERYWHERE. I didn't mean to swallow the nail, by the way. It was accidental. Completely. Lol. I can only fit so much in that little submit box. I couldn't explain the entire story. :) Now you all know. Trust me, if I had the opportunity to move, I would've. . . .
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Canuck 0
you don't ask him to stop.. you move.. don't mess with a drunk bum just let him b
fosizzlemynizzlE 0
yeah. thats disgusting....and i have a large tolerance for things that gross me out.
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Comments (149)
Clubkicker_fml 0
OH MY GOD!!!!!
xxFallenSakxx 3
Loooosseerrr
anttabdudes2468 1
you must tai a lot i do to. and i half agree with what you are saying.
tasinet0978 1
TL; ROTC: RN, Y, CYL; DR. (Too long; read only the caps: RELIGIOUS NUTCASE, YOU, CHANGE YOUR LIFE; didn't read.) 'bout ******* time this was an acronym.
_MidnightLuna_ 17
I would have punched him in the face. And spit on him.
AustinGriffin 1
Wow thts disgusting!!!!!!!!
Razman201 14
Taste of salty vodka comes to mind. Yuk. You didn't move because??
missababgaga 19
Oh of course you swallowed it, that always happens in FML's similar to this one.
RedFox12 7
EW WTF
NexusSTL 7
Omg, that's ******* GROSS!!!