Today, I took my son to lunch. After we ate, the waitress came over and told me that my son was the most well-behaved child they had ever had there. His response was to pull his pants down and moon the entire restaurant while smacking his bottom. FML
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BekkyLove15 14
Nope! He ripped the tweeds down before I even had a chance to get up and get to the other side of the table. He definitely knows the difference between right and wrong, and was spoken to VERY sternly when back in the car. Of course, the talking to May have been more successful if my 81 year old grandmother wasn't laughing so hard.
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invadermaythe1st 35
How old is your child?
vbzy 11
I envisioned the son being about 20. It makes the FML that much better.
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thee_most_dope 30
Monkey see, monkey do..
goreajek 13
But he didn't see anything... O.o unless that child can see the words coming out of the waitresses mouth. :s
amicusbriefs 10
Even if he could see the words, wouldn't that be monkey see, money don't do? She said he was well behaved and he did the exact opposite of well behaved.
thee_most_dope 30
i didn't mean that he saw it the and there, i was just stating that he may have seen it done or tv or somewhere and decided that it was a good time to try it out
BekkyLove15 14
He did. I blame the hippo and dog version of The Lion Sleeps Tonight.
goreajek 13
Erm... I said UNLESS he could see the words... So... Um.. Yea.
dawood_k 27
Should've been smacking his bottom and saying "who is your daddy?"
Inkay 13
No. Just no.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
That's a very disturbing image.
Soundslikeothers 15
What lady!? What did you say about me!!? I'll show you!!!
byefelicia1992 8
You should have threatened to twerk in front of all his friends.
foxwasalamb 24
if ops son is young, and im pretty sure he is, i dont think twerking in front of his friends would be embarrassing. i think it would be more creepy than anything
byefelicia1992 8
22- its a reference to an old FML, smart one
sweetest_jenn 18
#26 not everyone is going to get your reference, rude one.
byefelicia1992 8
33- how was I rude? I never called her out of her name? And it's not like it's an old FML that I am referencing. It isn't that hard to comprehend.
foxwasalamb 24
"well behaved? ill show you!"
garebear61 14
Almost made it!
Dave_Davington 35
Anything to be contrarian, I suppose.
ItsMissLia 19
kids are such a hoot.. One day OP you'll be able to look back at that incident and laugh.
jesse98 7
Your child is awesome
pdp_fml 21
How embarrassing! Just when you think that you have a child's behavior down.....