By BekkyLove15 - 19/05/2014 00:12 - United Kingdom - Liphook

Today, I took my son to lunch. After we ate, the waitress came over and told me that my son was the most well-behaved child they had ever had there. His response was to pull his pants down and moon the entire restaurant while smacking his bottom. FML
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Nope! He ripped the tweeds down before I even had a chance to get up and get to the other side of the table. He definitely knows the difference between right and wrong, and was spoken to VERY sternly when back in the car. Of course, the talking to May have been more successful if my 81 year old grandmother wasn't laughing so hard.

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I envisioned the son being about 20. It makes the FML that much better.

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thee_most_dope 30

But he didn't see anything... O.o unless that child can see the words coming out of the waitresses mouth. :s

Even if he could see the words, wouldn't that be monkey see, money don't do? She said he was well behaved and he did the exact opposite of well behaved.

thee_most_dope 30

i didn't mean that he saw it the and there, i was just stating that he may have seen it done or tv or somewhere and decided that it was a good time to try it out

He did. I blame the hippo and dog version of The Lion Sleeps Tonight.

Erm... I said UNLESS he could see the words... So... Um.. Yea.

Should've been smacking his bottom and saying "who is your daddy?"

Hiimhaileypotter 52

That's a very disturbing image.

What lady!? What did you say about me!!? I'll show you!!!

You should have threatened to twerk in front of all his friends.

if ops son is young, and im pretty sure he is, i dont think twerking in front of his friends would be embarrassing. i think it would be more creepy than anything

22- its a reference to an old FML, smart one

#26 not everyone is going to get your reference, rude one.

33- how was I rude? I never called her out of her name? And it's not like it's an old FML that I am referencing. It isn't that hard to comprehend.

kids are such a hoot.. One day OP you'll be able to look back at that incident and laugh.

How embarrassing! Just when you think that you have a child's behavior down.....