By BekkyLove15 - 19/05/2014 00:12 - United Kingdom - Liphook

Today, I took my son to lunch. After we ate, the waitress came over and told me that my son was the most well-behaved child they had ever had there. His response was to pull his pants down and moon the entire restaurant while smacking his bottom. FML
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BekkyLove15 14

Nope! He ripped the tweeds down before I even had a chance to get up and get to the other side of the table. He definitely knows the difference between right and wrong, and was spoken to VERY sternly when back in the car. Of course, the talking to May have been more successful if my 81 year old grandmother wasn't laughing so hard.

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vbzy 11

I envisioned the son being about 20. It makes the FML that much better.

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Calingaladha 21

Anybody else reminded of Mini-Me doing this to the U.N.?

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rockbandaddict85 22

ass dance, ass dance! oooOOOooo! I love shin Chan....sad more people haven't heard of it.

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Bluebl4ze 16

:D Never a dull moment with that kid around. B)

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99percent 5

Thats one small step for mankind, but a giant leap for this young fellow.

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aktail01 10

That's one awesome kid I would have died laughing

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alicat13 12

Making an ass of himself... you must have been over the moon!

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communisttaco 16

God dammit, Terrible Pun Tuesday was three days ago!

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leroyyyjenkins 10

That pun was hilarious. Obviously you have no sense of humor.

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