Today, I took my son to lunch. After we ate, the waitress came over and told me that my son was the most well-behaved child they had ever had there. His response was to pull his pants down and moon the entire restaurant while smacking his bottom. FML
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BekkyLove15 14
Nope! He ripped the tweeds down before I even had a chance to get up and get to the other side of the table. He definitely knows the difference between right and wrong, and was spoken to VERY sternly when back in the car. Of course, the talking to May have been more successful if my 81 year old grandmother wasn't laughing so hard.
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invadermaythe1st 35
How old is your child?
vbzy 11
I envisioned the son being about 20. It makes the FML that much better.
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Comments (153)
vikky538 29
well the waitress has might have changed the opinion by now..
doodlebug33 20
Spoke too soon
Attacksloth 33
WHY YOU LITTLE!!!!!!
Aero_x 21
spoke to soon, huh?
Verity101 10
*tekkan music* PUNISH HIM!!
EuphoricSadness 18
Did you, and if you did, how badly did you punish your kid?
frenchiegirl1 6
I hope you disciplined him and let him know this wasn't acceptable. I don't care what his age is, a kid needs to learn manners and how to behave.
Adam5858 17
You take it as he went to everyones food and spit in it.Accidents happen and as presumably he was young people would not have minded just looked away as im sure he was taken down an given out to straight away
RedPillSucks 33
This wasn't an accident. The kid did it on purpose. However, since he WAS well behaved prior to that incident, I think a "talking to", explaining why the behavior is inappropriate, would be better than physical discipline.
kelsorg 21
thats too great
Adam5858 17
At least you have a story to tell & Didn't you realise what he was doing before he went through with it?
BekkyLove15 14
Nope! He ripped the tweeds down before I even had a chance to get up and get to the other side of the table. He definitely knows the difference between right and wrong, and was spoken to VERY sternly when back in the car. Of course, the talking to May have been more successful if my 81 year old grandmother wasn't laughing so hard.
metheonlyb 17
Your Grandma had a sense of humor. so does your son. This is absolutely hilarious if you ask me.
BekkyLove15 14
I'm laughing at it now. It's definitely going to make a great story, maybe one to tell to his first girlfriend! I really was mortified at the time though!
metheonlyb 17
That's the spirit. Tell the story to his first girlfriend. That will be a sweet revenge for you in a way. Although I feel your son may again moon in front of her if you tell the story, cause your son has awesome sense of humor. :)
darkfireflame 15
Sorry but I'd have been laughing at that too if that was my grandson. Totally inappropriate and he should be punished, but gosh darn it if kids don't do the stupidest things.
jocamo 24
My friend's mother would be absolutely mortified. I can just hear her now. with my mother it's 50-50 as to how she'd react.
jinchuriki42 4
stern talking to? my parents would have beat my ass.
19Gardiner32 10
Beaten right there in front of everyone! With the bare ass that was just down!
annunaki_fml 11
Attention! People of Earth! There will be 2 MOONS in the sky tonight!!! haha