By BekkyLove15 - 19/05/2014 00:12 - United Kingdom - Liphook

Today, I took my son to lunch. After we ate, the waitress came over and told me that my son was the most well-behaved child they had ever had there. His response was to pull his pants down and moon the entire restaurant while smacking his bottom. FML
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BekkyLove15 14

Nope! He ripped the tweeds down before I even had a chance to get up and get to the other side of the table. He definitely knows the difference between right and wrong, and was spoken to VERY sternly when back in the car. Of course, the talking to May have been more successful if my 81 year old grandmother wasn't laughing so hard.

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vbzy 11

I envisioned the son being about 20. It makes the FML that much better.

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Juicenub 25

Some people just don't know how to take a compliment..

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worldclassrager 39

Well then at least the words were said...right?

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notorious_me 13

"You were saying..."

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Epikouros 31

Last week I saw a restaurant bill with a $5 discount for well-behaved kids. That was a smarter compliment, it's better to be discreet about it.

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JMor52 7

Well that went bottom up pretty quickly

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GingerRoot 13

That's mild compared to some of the things I see.

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EpicGuy70 13

" My mommy does this all the time at our house!" The Child says

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