Today, I took my son to lunch. After we ate, the waitress came over and told me that my son was the most well-behaved child they had ever had there. His response was to pull his pants down and moon the entire restaurant while smacking his bottom. FML
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BekkyLove15 14
Nope! He ripped the tweeds down before I even had a chance to get up and get to the other side of the table. He definitely knows the difference between right and wrong, and was spoken to VERY sternly when back in the car. Of course, the talking to May have been more successful if my 81 year old grandmother wasn't laughing so hard.
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invadermaythe1st 35
How old is your child?
vbzy 11
I envisioned the son being about 20. It makes the FML that much better.
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Juicenub 25
Some people just don't know how to take a compliment..
worldclassrager 41
Well then at least the words were said...right?
ELoni_fml 25
So close..
jrn 14
Lmfao
notorious_me 13
"You were saying..."
Epikouros 32
Last week I saw a restaurant bill with a $5 discount for well-behaved kids. That was a smarter compliment, it's better to be discreet about it.
lannisters 9
eric cartman
JMor52 7
Well that went bottom up pretty quickly
GingerRoot 13
That's mild compared to some of the things I see.
EpicGuy70 13
" My mommy does this all the time at our house!" The Child says