By BekkyLove15 - 19/05/2014 00:12 - United Kingdom - Liphook

Today, I took my son to lunch. After we ate, the waitress came over and told me that my son was the most well-behaved child they had ever had there. His response was to pull his pants down and moon the entire restaurant while smacking his bottom. FML
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BekkyLove15 14

Nope! He ripped the tweeds down before I even had a chance to get up and get to the other side of the table. He definitely knows the difference between right and wrong, and was spoken to VERY sternly when back in the car. Of course, the talking to May have been more successful if my 81 year old grandmother wasn't laughing so hard.

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vbzy 11

I envisioned the son being about 20. It makes the FML that much better.

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sanecatlady 13

Is it weird that the first thing that came to my mind was Pokey from Earthbound when he says "Spankity, spankity, spankity!" to Ness at the end?

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chelseaalise 12

awehhhh that sounds like something some of my kiddos would do at the daycare lol.

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TAntobella 14

Do you find intentionally offensive behaviour funny?

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jocamo 24

A shit ton of people do #147. Otherwise movies like Bridesmaids, The Heat, and Spy would have flopped.

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mybubbles2000 13

He just had to prove her wrong didn't he?!

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Jakob2255 12

why does it seem like the UK does not have. nearly as good fml as the states lol

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outoftown 26

Congratulation on having a new story for your family's hilarious-kid-stunt album. I expect that was what granny was laughing about. :)

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erikataylor2 7

That is hilarious!

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KatyLarae 13

Your son seems a little "cheeky"

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