Today, I took my new iPhone into a technician to complain that when people called me, the audio was very quiet and muffled. Convinced it was a fault, I demanded a replacement. That is when he peeled off the factory issued protective screen that covered the ear piece. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the Apple Store, the crew, security, manager, technician, and fellow customers alike, never bothered covering up to laugh at me when I went there to have my phone fixed. Someone somehow hacked my iPhone, and when I use the Face ID, it makes a bloodcurdling scream of fear in full volume, then shuts down. FML
Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML
Today, I stood in line for one hour to get a new phone. It then took me 2 minutes to drop it and shatter the screen, and 2 seconds for the employee to look at, laugh, and tell me, "That Sucks." FML
Today, my iPod came back from repair and still had a distorted sound. I've been through calls, meetings, and repairs with Apple since Christmas, and it still sounds like the half speaker in my old car. Then I found out the new Nano requires you to push the headphones plug in harder. FML
Today, I was yelled at by a customer because I wouldn't give her a new iPhone 5 for free to replace her broken Nokia, which she threw out the window in "blind rage". I felt awful having to thank her for calling. Sadly, this is a daily event. FML
Today, I realized the $40 iPhone case I bought to keep my new phone from getting scratched, scratched my iPhone. FML
Today, on an important call with a potential employer, he began to speak quieter and quieter until I couldn't hear him at all. When I finally hung up after waiting for 5 minutes, I realized that I had been pressing down on the volume button. FML
Today, my iPhone got back from being fixed. When I opened the box there was a note attached to my phone that said, "All you had to do was turn it on." FML
Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
Today, I shattered my iPhone screen. Pieces of glass are chipping out and can easily slice up any idiot who slides their finger across the screen. Unfortunately, I was that idiot. There's blood in the cracks of my screen. FML
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fricknugget 3
wow. dont u usually take that off straight away?
flamegrilled123 3
Wtf the screen protector has a massive tab at the bottom
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Comments (235)
BloodyMary666 24
Hahaha xD
i_am_that_one 0
Hahaha with my iPhone I thought that too at first but then the guy was like " but if you wanna talk on the phone just rake the screen protector off" and me:" ooooohhhhh"
Kath06 4
Dummy...
young0426 3
i did the same thing???
sleepindevil 15
****, idiots like you give the rest of us Aussies a bad name
santel_fml 8
Some people shouldn't be allowed to have an iPhone
KnucklesDeep 5
I would love to have been there to see the look of shame and embarrassment on your face. I bet you felt like a right idiot. And deservedly so.
_Krijs 5
Some people really don't deserve smartphones, you're one of them. Stick to your 3310 or your Razr, you may just about be able to handle those.
Kirstypoo 4
The protective cover has a little slit where the ear piece is so you should have been able to hear people .... I have an iPhone 4 so I know what it looks like
jerico616 14
Here's your sign.