Kids: Today, I took my kids to the doctor. In the waiting room, a six...

By DeadDude - 27/12/2010 11:29

Today, I took my kids to the doctor. In the waiting room, a six year old boy walked up to me, punched me in the crotch, and ran away with my glasses. When the kid's parents made him give me my glasses back, he spat on them. FML

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Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML

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White_Fury 0

Monday 27 December 2010 19:11

Freaking people need to learn how to raise their kids. What a little brat.

perdix 29

Monday 27 December 2010 19:14

You shoulda put a beatdown on the little bastard, Four-Eyes. I mean, he's at the doctor's in the first place, he might as well get some wounds treated while he's there.

Comments

Wezl8 0

Monday 27 December 2010 23:01

Yea definitely FYL if you let a 6 year old punk you. I would have back handed him as soon as he hit me.

ninjasaurous 0

Monday 27 December 2010 23:02

This is like the time my 4 year old cousin attacked a little girl and made her cry. I'm assuming this kid was beyond spoiled. While the kid is to blame, so are the parents. He may have done something similar to someone else, but didn't get scolded, so he assumed it was fine. Little brat.

Girlie2 0

Monday 27 December 2010 23:08

Some people should not be permitted to reproduce.

detolicious 2

Tuesday 28 December 2010 0:27

I couldn't agree more.

theonlysweetpea 10

Tuesday 28 December 2010 0:49

Since I'm against abusing kids, those parents would be picking up 64 teeth. Then I'd tell him that whenever he did someone bad, there would be a chance he'd end up an orphan.

Zitroaneleh 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 1:21

Just so you don't lose hope in ALL parents: When our daughter was young she broke something that wasn't hers (though not in such a rude manner - we would've never tolerated THAT). After the reprimand came the chores to pay us back for what $$ we had to compensate. Lesson learned the first time =)

varkey 7

Tuesday 28 December 2010 2:58

future psycho...

Bortiz85 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 4:48

Atleast it wasn't your kid.

Kitten16 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 8:08

I would have smacked that kid

mic0105 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 8:19

i would of cussed at the kid, take my glasses back, and gave him a prep talk! lol

Choconumm 8

Tuesday 28 December 2010 8:35

Just walk up to the parents and ask them if they wear spittle glasses, then stare blankly at the kid until the parents tell him to say sorry. Kids hate taking back what they did. But still fyl :D