Today, I took my girlfriend to her ex-boyfriend's apartment for her to exchange his spare car keys for some of her grandmother's items. I waited outside in the parking lot for an hour, with no idea which door was his. She came out no longer a virgin. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her her stuff back. We broke up earlier this week after a two year relationship, and I'd hoped she would've realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I rang the doorbell and her new boyfriend opened the door. FML
Today, after months of working on our relationship, my ex asked to borrow my car. After many hours and phone calls to see where he was, he still wasn't back. I decided to check my car's GPS and found him at my friend's house. He tried to deny that it was her house, when I've been there multiple times. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
Today, my girlfriend left for basic training. I went to say goodbye to her at the airport. Only after I walked back to my car did I realize that she still had the keys. My extra set was back at the house, locked in. FML
Today, I changed the locks on my apartment so my crazy ex girlfriend couldn't get in. I went to her house to return her house key. I accidentally gave her the key to my new locks, and can't find her old house key. Now I need her to come let me in to my own house. FML
Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded in giving her an orgasm. FML
Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend called me say she needed her car repaired. I fixed it as fast as I could so she could get back on her way, only to find out she’s on her way to my friend's place to have her guts rearranged. FML
Today, I went to egg my ex-boyfriend's house, after finding out he cheated on me. I covered his house and car with eggs, toilet paper, and silly string. When I went to get back in my car, my keys were locked inside, the alarm went off, and my ex walked outside, with his new girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were wondering whose extra spare key was on the counter when we came home. Turns out it's his ex's and she returned it, while neither of us were home. We're still taking inventory to see what's missing. FML
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Top comments
syki 22
That's a hell of a magic trick.
MenacingMe 17
The value of virginity certainly isn't what it used to be, but damn, that sucks. You were doing your girlfriend a service, trusting her enough to do this, and she walks out of someone's apartment with her cherry popped. I hope you didn't let that slide.
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Comments (88)
Densetsu1000 14
I hopefully assume that you drove out before she was able to reach you?
jamieblue6 16
You should've drove off once she came out. **** her
chuka81 27
Her ex already did.
CrazyJay16 5
#29 I couldn't love that comment more ???
DeadxManxWalking 27
shouldve told her to get out of your car and drove off
rldostie 19
I'm curious how you knew. Did she tell you then or once she was in the car? Or are you simply assuming it? If she confessed, then I would've left her ass there and cut all ties. Let her new boy toy get her a ride home.
LARC_UoGuelph 9
Probably the sex hair did it, and maybe the stains on her pants?
InfiniteSunshine 32
This is awful, I'm surprised you waited that long, I wouldn't have. After 30mins I would have tried to call her, because taking over 30mins to merely exchange stuff, especially with an ex, is pretty suspect. I hope you left her there, she made her bed, now she needs to lie in it. If she's so disrespectful to cheat and have sex with her ex, instead of waiting for her boyfriend who is right outside and doing her a favour, she can shamefully walk back to his place and ask to stay there. She's comfortable cheating on her boyfriend there, she should be comfortable enough to ask to stay with him after she just got dumped and stranded for being a terrible person.
mnshdw818 3
Am I the only one wondering why you would leave your grandmother's things at someone's house? Especially someone you're not living (and intimate) with?
nanner6206 24
Especially after living together for a long time, belongings get mixed. After my ex-fiancé moved out I came across things of his randomly, for months. when I was packing to move I found a shoe box tucked away in a closet. In it I found baby pictures of him, pictures of his grandmother, family pictures, his birth certificate and other important documents. I met with him to return his items. It's really pretty normal to accidentally leave a few things behind when you mm out of a shared home. idk about yiu, but I've left things behind after a day visit with someone.
Nvsmith 6
I would have left her ass I that parking lot and told her she could find her own ride home
Rezzurextion 3
This is the most disgusting relationship FML I've ever seen. How ******* dare she. That's an insta leave for me.
The_Avatar 22
This needs a follow up. How did you know? I assume she must've told you??
kusje 31
She also came out no longer your girlfriend