Love: Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian...

By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 20:00 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML

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By cuteloser - 04/10/2014 13:57 - Australia

Today, I thought I would be cute for my 1 year anniversary with my girlfriend so I cooked a three course meal for her with candles and rose petals on the floor. She loved the dinner, except now she's passed out in a food coma upstairs while I'm left with the dishes. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2020 02:02

Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML

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By WiltedFlower - 31/07/2009 16:02 - United States

Today, I gave my wife of four years a special anniversary gift: a red rose dipped in liquid gold so that she would cherish and admire it forever. She told me it was too "Italian" looking. I now have a hundred dollar rose sitting in my office. FML

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By Bassackward - 25/08/2016 05:53

Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML

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By KarolBee - 14/05/2009 06:48 - United States

Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML

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By igiveup - 21/12/2012 03:31 - Australia - Sydney

Today, it's my wedding anniversary; my husband forgot. My daughter gave me two beautiful long stem roses and said she would look after her sister while we went out to celebrate. My daughter is more romantic and thoughtful than my own husband. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, it was my two-and-a-half year anniversary with my girlfriend, a small but noble occasion. She surprised me with an invention of hers, a plate of triple-chocolate double-mint cookies topped with Andes mints. I surprised her by crashing her new Mustang into a cement divider. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2023 18:00

Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend by cooking her dinner. I spent hours preparing and making sure everything was perfect. I lit candles, set the table, and even put on some soft music. When she came home, she'd already eaten and wasn't hungry. FML

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By Noname - 05/03/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it she picked it up, put it down and said "no". Then she started to eat the dessert. FML

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ohmandapants 16

Thursday 10 November 2011 0:11

What an ungrateful bitch. I wouldn't take that bullshit if I were you.

fanceh 10

Thursday 10 November 2011 0:15

That's when you take the shit back, hand her a breadstick and tell her to wait in the ******* car while you enjoy your dinner.

Comments

AvikC818 8

Thursday 10 November 2011 0:17

Well, you gotta give her an ****** too

Seduisant 7

Thursday 10 November 2011 0:18

Make her pay for dinner.(:

97currie 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 0:19

Damn, hope you took those cookies back.

PurpleChica9 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 0:19

What a greedy girl friend you got there... even though it's your anniversery she should really understand how much that must have cost!

laceyanneman 7

Thursday 10 November 2011 0:19

Don't take that shit! I bet she didn't get you anything better.

anchorsaweigh15 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 0:19

Gratefulness at it's finest

kristat 14

Thursday 10 November 2011 0:19

Were the cookies burnt and the poem written on a napkin? Even then I'd think the effort was cute.

beautyswan 1

Thursday 10 November 2011 0:19

Maybe u spoiled her in the beginning?

marktomscott1773 2

Thursday 10 November 2011 0:19

anniversery sex!

Mirorbo 26

Thursday 10 November 2011 0:20

That's not a good sign of things to come, darling. She's materialistic and thoughtless. What you did was beautifully romantic and thoughtful. If she can't see that, she's not worth it.