By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 20:00 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML
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ohmandapants 16

What an ungrateful bitch. I wouldn't take that bullshit if I were you.

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fanceh 10

That's when you take the shit back, hand her a breadstick and tell her to wait in the ******* car while you enjoy your dinner.

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alejandra_30 0

Demandingg muchh.....Sounds a bit too high maintenance

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tucker3 0

What a ******* bitch. Don't give her anything cause she doesn't deserve anything

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JordanMelissa 0

Maybe she was surprised , but still, why would anyone do that? :/

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imani132 6

What a bitch. I for one think that's the perfect gift you deserve better

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yourlifeisbetter_fml 0

Gold diggin' *****. Kick her to the curb, OP!

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ifeellikedying 0

Wow your life sucks !

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yourlifeisbetter_fml 0

Therefor they posted the story on FML... Thank you for pointing out the obvious.

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berlynski 4

Wow! How rude of her! Ungrateful bitch..

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JRFaceless 8

I told you Mel and you weren't compatible, Bobby. But noooo, nobody listens to me.

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boundlesssmiles 2

That would mean more to me than a diamond necklace any day. I applaud you OP for being such a gentleman! Find someone who appreciates you!

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