Miscellaneous: Today, I took a relaxing bath, but got the book I was reading...

By LemmyIsWet - 17/12/2012 07:33 - United States

Today, I took a relaxing bath, but got the book I was reading slightly wet when getting out. I put it on top of the towel dryer after delicately shaking it. Five minutes later, I heard a splash; I went into the bathroom to find that my book had toppled into the toilet bowl. FML

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By stelssy - 26/01/2013 05:03 - United States

Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 02:25 - United States

Today, I was changing my shirt in the bathroom when I dropped it. It fell on my foot, so I decided to flip it up with my foot instead of bending down to get it. I flipped it, and it landed in the toilet. Which somebody had not flushed. FML

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Chill

By FennFoxx - 21/03/2017 07:00 - United States - Cheraw

Today, I decided to take a relaxing bubble bath in my jacuzzi. I poured in the bubbles, turned on the jets, and got in. I realized too late that the jets had caused the bubbles to overflow and had made a huge mess in my bathroom. Relaxing, indeed. FML

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By needanewphone - 22/01/2012 22:03 - United States

Today, while I was getting ready to take a shower, I placed my phone on the counter next to the toilet. While I was washing my hair, someone called me. My phone was on vibrate, so I didn't hear it until it vibrated off the counter and into the toilet. FML

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Hush!

By Anonymous - 07/07/2023 06:00 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I went to my local library to study. As I settled in, I dropped my water bottle, causing a mini flood. Panicked, I tried to clean it up with paper towels, only to knock over a stack of books, creating a domino effect of chaos. The librarian gave me the dirtiest look. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2015 02:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML

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By Sonotsuave - 17/05/2019 01:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML

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By Ferniferousfern - 20/08/2018 18:30

Today, I sat down to use the bathroom after a long day of work. My toilet, however, had other plans, as a spontaneous, ear shattering crack flooded the entire bathroom, soaking the outer carpet and shorting out my bathroom scale. FML

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By blabla - 28/10/2011 13:30 - Brazil

Today, I rushed home during a torrential downpour. When I got back, I went to take a pee and took off my wet socks while I had the chance. Once I finished, I stood up with used toilet paper in one hand and wet socks in the other. Guess which I tossed into the toilet. FML

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By Nelson - 09/05/2011 15:05 - Sweden

Today, I was sitting on my balcony reading a book. My upstairs neighbors thought that would be a good time to water their flowers. I'm now drenched in water, as is my book. FML

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SakataGintoki 9

Monday 17 December 2012 12:00

I'm going to laugh if you were reading Twilight. I laughed anyways.

Sandsh8rk 36

Monday 17 December 2012 11:59

Well that idea went down the drain.

Comments

Sandsh8rk 36

Monday 17 December 2012 11:59

Well that idea went down the drain.

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Monday 17 December 2012 12:11

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

godisnowhere41 5

Monday 17 December 2012 12:17

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

Pleonasm 35

Monday 17 December 2012 12:23

Yea, I think TourettesGuy said it well enough the first time, or does adding "ty" to the end of shit make things a whole new level of original?

imavelociraptor 6

Monday 17 December 2012 12:36

22- 19 probably didn't see the first comment before they posted theirs. People make mistakes...

lilhellian 26

Monday 17 December 2012 13:17

26 6 minutes after his.. I'm sure he saw it...

Pleonasm 35

Monday 17 December 2012 14:31

After six minutes he should be able to see it.

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Monday 17 December 2012 16:27

^HAHAHA! Pleo I just hope your humour isn't wasted on people...

gun6slinger9 9

Monday 17 December 2012 17:46

How did this fml even get posted? It's just a book...

SakataGintoki 9

Monday 17 December 2012 12:00

I'm going to laugh if you were reading Twilight. I laughed anyways.

Pleonasm 35

Monday 17 December 2012 12:12

He'd have to come out of the water closet, in that case.

nictransitglory 4

Monday 17 December 2012 14:47

Touché 14, touché.

NoWayLady 13

Tuesday 18 December 2012 0:41

Or Fifty Shades of Grey.

teddybby 5

Monday 17 December 2012 12:00

I thought u were going to say it caught on fire! Could have been worse

RAUHWeltBegriff 9

Tuesday 18 December 2012 4:55

chocolateisyum 12

Monday 17 December 2012 12:01

Well that idea didn't work. Maybe you shouldn't take books near water. It might get a bit splashy in there.

esp_superstar 10

Monday 17 December 2012 12:01

Ahh I've done that before only it fell in the bath:(

MisterMichael 9

Monday 17 December 2012 12:01

At least it wasn't a kindle

bigtaytay 13

Monday 17 December 2012 16:41

Or a phone, iPod, iPad, really anything else. It's just a book

ALlamaOnFire 20

Monday 17 December 2012 18:08

Just a book... Just a... ?! No.

im_bored_tired 12

Monday 17 December 2012 12:01

The book sounds shitty.

RussianFox 13

Monday 17 December 2012 13:15

So was your pun.

yup93 7

Monday 17 December 2012 12:02

Sounds like there is a trip to Barnes and Noble in your future. Maybe this wasn't a terrible waste.

EpicSquishii 21

Monday 17 December 2012 12:02

Uncommon Goods has a pretty bathtub tray that has room for a book and a glass/bottle of wine. I got it for my mom last year :)

ilikebikes7 3

Monday 17 December 2012 12:18

Who has time to do all that in the bath? By the time you set yourself up it would have gone cold haha.

ALlamaOnFire 20

Monday 17 December 2012 18:10

Baths take a long time to go cold. Unless you have a lukewarm bath...

LetThereBeFMLs 10

Monday 17 December 2012 12:08

At least it wasn't your phone... I've had many a dilemma in which something topples into the toilet bowl, whether it were a roll of TP, a towel or even a spoon. I hope you can retrieve another copy of your book, because you must have really been enjoying it to want to keep it clean.

lk2481 4

Monday 17 December 2012 12:15

Why do you need a spoon in the bathroom...?

LetThereBeFMLs 10

Monday 17 December 2012 12:37

I didn't need it. I was emptying a bucket of water from the kitchen into the toilet and the spoon just plopped into the water...

lilhellian 26

Monday 17 December 2012 13:23

And the spoon was in the bucket why?

LetThereBeFMLs 10

Monday 17 December 2012 13:33

The spoon and other cutlery were in the bucket when it was filled with water. I was told to use said bucket to unclog toilet. So I removed the cutlery but didn't notice the spoon because of the foamy water(due to detergents). As I was pouring the foamy water into the toilet, I heard a *splash* and there it was...