Today, I took a nap because I've been sick for the past week and I was exhausted. When I woke up, my hair, shirt, pillow, and bedsheets were soaked. I threw up all over myself in my sleep. FML
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Today, I woke up on the floor with my feet still in the bed. I had passed out while vomiting into a bucket, since I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. The bucket had spilled all over my bed. FML
Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was throwing up. Turns out it wasn’t a dream and I woke up to puke all over the bed. FML
Today, I took a quick nap in my car during my lunch break. When I woke up, I had drooled all over myself and had a large wet stain on my shirt. I tried to pretend it was a "sweat stain" but ended up walking into a meeting looking like I'd been caught in a downpour of my own making. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today, I was suffering from food poisoning and had constant diarrhea, along with feeling nauseous. I couldn't hold my vomit in and rushed to the toilet, but due to the pressure, I pooped while still in pajamas. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to a kinda wet feeling. When I put the lights on, I realized that my baby must have had a stomach bug and had puked all over the bed. That was when I realized that I had a stomach bug too and puked on my poor little baby. FML
Today, I'm using mold and mildew stain remover on my mattress, all because I threw up on it drunk, and was to lazy to clean it up when it happened. FML
Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
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snapperhead 0
I've done this when I was sick once. lucky you didn't choke to death.
albertaeinstein 0
That sucks, but you could've died if you didn't open your mouth when... it came out. You would've suffocated on your own vomit. So, embarrassing funeral dodged, right?
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Comments (90)
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
Dude... this will teach you to sleep with a bucket near you! That's what I do at least.
WhatTheFuq 0
The op was asleep when s/he threw up. What would that bucket have done?
lol_ironic_life 9
LOL good one #31 :) The irony of a puke bucket going out to a bar, then puking on someone is hilarious! OP hope you feel better!
ghostland 0
at least there was no one sleeping next to you, although it would have been funny
TheCountess 4
Make sure to sleep on your side while you're fighting this illness. Throwing up in one's sleep can be very dangerous if you were to aspirate on your own vomit (this can cause death). Hope you feel better soon.
cloudyconverse 0
someones a heavy sleeper. haha
MRiKiCCS 0
41- dam im sorry :/
Ilike2makepoopy 0
Wow i hav a huge penis and balls
zerotolep 0
I'm surprised you didn't choke on your own vomit
Kez1181 0
Lol at #35 for the cross FML reference
Shutuptroll 0
One reason weed is better... I am baked.
sophieehehexD 0
I know someone who died from that in January :( OP, that's really gross FYL but it could have been worse.