Today, I told one of my classmates for the third time that I'm not into guys and wasn't interested in going on a date with him. He just looked at me blankly and said "So I'll pick you up at 9?" FML
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Today, one of my guy friends, who I’m not interested in romantically, asked me out on a date. This is the third time a "friend" has asked me out on a date. FML
Today, I was texting the guy I like. I asked him why our friend didn't want to come to the movies with us. He replied, "She didn't want to be the third wheel, but it's not like I'm going to put the moves on you. I'm out of your league, and you're socially awkward anyway." That's just what I wanted. FML
Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said, "Well, you could always ask me." I then said, "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was, "Nope… now that's 8!" FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML
Today, after not hanging out with anyone the whole year, a guy finally asked me to go the movies with him. When I asked what time, he said, "Never mind, I found another girl." FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Today, a guy didn’t want to take me on a second date. I asked him if it was because I’m not pretty, or because I’m not catwalk model skinny, or too short, and he told me quite openly that it had nothing to do with that, I’m just so boring. FML
Today, after math class, the resident creepy kid approached me and asked me out. I've only spoken to him twice before, so I was creeped out, and I politely declined. He totally lost it, and shouted that I'm a "friend-zoning bitch" before storming out of the room. FML
Today, I told the guy I liked about my feelings, and he says, "Sorry I don’t like you, but can I get your sister's number?" FML
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Redoxx_fml 22
Tell him sure then give him the wrong address. That'll learn him
cOOkiEzRgOOd 22
Maybe next time you could put it more bluntly to try and get it through his thick skull. Or possibly he is just joking and has a terrible sense of humor.
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Comments (88)
smoothies14 32
Guys are so dense. It's no wonder you're not into them OP.
leogachi 15
@63 *That guy is so dense. No wonder you're not into him.* Fixed that for you. Except I really didn't because she doesn't actually need an excuse to not be interested in him.
shinikageWolf 15
Now you know how it feels when you do something like that to girls you're hitting on.
livexe 8
What an asshat
x_Brn2DnkMeme_x 2
Funny thing is I do that all the time just to confuse people
kimise 21
Try punching him. Pretty sure that'll get the message through!
Lars93 18
I would like to meet you :) ( just as friends ;) )
ChicagoSpirit 3
How annoying of him to do that. Might need to actually report that boy. TO all the butthurt homosexual girls in the comments, whining about this incident: Would you chill the f*** out please? OP will get over this guy fine without your petty hatred for the male gender.
drbobbz 16
Just refuse to talk to him; he clearly isn't going to hear anything you actually say and every instance of communication is just going to give him more to read into interest that clearly isn't there on your end.
Enzymatically 14
pushy guys are most annoying
shinigami88 11
What a bag of douche