Health: Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and...

By kaitylait - 19/08/2011 00:59 - Canada

Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML

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By LukesSkyWalker - 22/06/2015 20:35 - United States

Today, I told my dad I was gonna to start working out again. He looked at me with honest confusion on his face and said, "You worked out before?" My mother started laughing. She was all the way upstairs. FML

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By skinnyguy23 - 10/09/2014 22:40 - United States - Briarcliff Manor

Today, I received a package. When my mom asked what I had bought, I had told her that I had ordered dumbbells and was going to start lifting. She laughed her way into the kitchen. FML

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By hannahg - 24/03/2014 00:44 - United States - Romulus

Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML

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By NotGay - 16/06/2012 05:45 - United States - Lake Zurich

Today, I decided to motivate myself to workout by looking at a picture of a guy with a six-pack on my computer screen while doing abs. My dad walked in after I finished and was still breathing heavily from working out. FML

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By .... - 31/12/2009 06:23 - Canada

Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML

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By FBI1236 - 07/07/2019 20:00 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML

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By Furnando - 06/01/2023 00:00

Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2014 16:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2013 20:13 - United States - Rochester

Today, I finally told my father that I was picked on at college all this year over my hearing disability. When I told him one of the jokes they made about me, he burst out into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. FML

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By Anon - 08/04/2016 22:28 - United States - Omaha

Today, I proudly told my family I lost 15 pounds. My dad looked me up and down and said, "Well, you've got a looooong way to go." FML

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Friday 19 August 2011 8:49

On the bright side he supports you :D

kidclarke 15

Friday 19 August 2011 8:51

What is this "gym" you speak of?

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sweet_candy_ 17

Friday 19 August 2011 9:21

I see you suffer from Lazy Bum Syndrome I have it too My parents bribe me to exercise.

elmogoezRAWR 0

Friday 19 August 2011 16:45

**** that, my parents turn off the internet to get me out.

bubblekitty 1

Friday 19 August 2011 9:22

You should of done a victory dance :)

perdix 29

Friday 19 August 2011 9:25

I'll bet you failed to tell him you planned to reward yourself richly at Tim Horton's after a ludicrously short and easy "workout."

Munchkin13 6

Friday 19 August 2011 9:27

At least he just clapped instead of telling you something mean... It could of been worse if you really think about it.

Maxxy928 7

Friday 19 August 2011 9:37

Calm down your dad just has a sense of humor.

carmelthunder 0

Friday 19 August 2011 9:48

Ha!

lol0wnee 5

Friday 19 August 2011 9:54

Congratulations!

spump 1

Friday 19 August 2011 10:00

that isn't necessarily a bad thing. maybe he was trying to seem supportive?

deviable 9

Friday 19 August 2011 10:05

Awh, he's just being encouraging.

Climaxx 11

Friday 19 August 2011 10:06

At least you're going & trying to get fit. A lot of people these days just don't care about their weight :|

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