Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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Hitting the gym
Today, I told my dad I was gonna to start working out again. He looked at me with honest confusion on his face and said, "You worked out before?" My mother started laughing. She was all the way upstairs. FML
Today, I received a package. When my mom asked what I had bought, I had told her that I had ordered dumbbells and was going to start lifting. She laughed her way into the kitchen. FML
Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML
Today, I decided to motivate myself to workout by looking at a picture of a guy with a six-pack on my computer screen while doing abs. My dad walked in after I finished and was still breathing heavily from working out. FML
Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML
Unfortunate coincidences
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Close to me
Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML
Today, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". FML
Today, I finally told my father that I was picked on at college all this year over my hearing disability. When I told him one of the jokes they made about me, he burst out into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. FML
Today, I proudly told my family I lost 15 pounds. My dad looked me up and down and said, "Well, you've got a looooong way to go." FML
Top comments
ariannaimelda 7
On the bright side he supports you :D
kidclarke 15
What is this "gym" you speak of?
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Comments (112)
sweet_candy_ 17
I see you suffer from Lazy Bum Syndrome I have it too My parents bribe me to exercise.
elmogoezRAWR 0
**** that, my parents turn off the internet to get me out.
bubblekitty 1
You should of done a victory dance :)
perdix 31
I'll bet you failed to tell him you planned to reward yourself richly at Tim Horton's after a ludicrously short and easy "workout."
Munchkin13 6
At least he just clapped instead of telling you something mean... It could of been worse if you really think about it.
Maxxy928 7
Calm down your dad just has a sense of humor.
carmelthunder 0
Ha!
lol0wnee 5
Congratulations!
spump 1
that isn't necessarily a bad thing. maybe he was trying to seem supportive?
deviable 9
Awh, he's just being encouraging.
Climaxx 11
At least you're going & trying to get fit. A lot of people these days just don't care about their weight :|