kaitylait
Canada
Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
LukesSkyWalker
United States
Hitting the gym
Today, I told my dad I was gonna to start working out again. He looked at me with honest confusion on his face and said, "You worked out before?" My mother started laughing. She was all the way upstairs. FML
skinnyguy23
Briarcliff Manor, United States
Today, I received a package. When my mom asked what I had bought, I had told her that I had ordered dumbbells and was going to start lifting. She laughed her way into the kitchen. FML
hannahg
Romulus, United States
Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML
NotGay
Lake Zurich, United States
Today, I decided to motivate myself to workout by looking at a picture of a guy with a six-pack on my computer screen while doing abs. My dad walked in after I finished and was still breathing heavily from working out. FML
....
Canada
Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML
FBI1236
Karachi, Pakistan
Unfortunate coincidences
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Furnando
Close to me
Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Today, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". FML
Anonymous
Rochester, United States
Today, I finally told my father that I was picked on at college all this year over my hearing disability. When I told him one of the jokes they made about me, he burst out into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. FML
Anon
Omaha, United States
Today, I proudly told my family I lost 15 pounds. My dad looked me up and down and said, "Well, you've got a looooong way to go." FML
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ariannaimelda 7
On the bright side he supports you :D
kidclarke 15
What is this "gym" you speak of?
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Comments (112)
edgarme85 0
Atleast he supports you :)
scumbagmagnet 10
Haha, sounds like something my dad would do!
mandyy702 0
No way thats beyond funny??
IWATCHYOUSLEEP 7
dad: stands up and claps mom?: no comment ._.
TheLetterZero 7
...so what? Can anyone tell me where the FML is here? I don't see anything wrong with a supportive parent. I could see my dad doing the same thing if I told him I was going to a gym and I wouldn't think of his reaction as mean. Meh, whatever. YDI for complaining about a positive situation.
frigginchiggin 3
Good for you! You deserve the applause!
bironbaby 0
Amazing. FYL
lokrar789 7
Awesome
xaviergroup 0
It must be a rare event for you to go up the gym fatty. You should have been ashamed with every clap of his hands.
IndigoAcrylic 9
Time to get rid of them cellulite ^^ I'm so that I will never become fat ;D