By fmysexlife - 27/07/2009 05:06 - United States

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Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML
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iLIAMMM 0

I hope you made him a sandwich.

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ihatewankers 0

Next time he tells you he's horny, send him a link to "2 girls 1 cup", then tell him to make his own ******* sandwich.

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stone_light 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA that's just ******* hilarious to anyone who comments about how offensive this is and go on a stupid useless feminist rant fmylfe is a bout stories to lyao. and i was lmao pretty good. so stfu my god im still laughing i got to admit hes pretty courageous for actually doing that

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Belgian 0

freakin awesome, I love that kind of humour! xD

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spontaneous 0

Bahahaha! If my boyfriend did that to me, I would laugh and love him even more. That's fantastic!

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itsokay_fml 0

Come onnn! that's funny!

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K3ackA11ack 0

obviously their is a secret message here, her boyfriend is coming out of the closet the special sandwich which he so very wants is.... A COCKMEATSANDWICH

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M1RSH3 0

well you're boyfriend is a funny guy lol

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sawyer1_fml 0

Brilliant! PS, I'm a noob...Why do the OP's never respond to comments made about their FML's?

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hella_elyse 0

@ OP LMAO You're bf definitely does have a good sense of humor!

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slypeppa 0

Next time go make a sandwich and bring a cold beer with it

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