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This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

MackeyBoy United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I told a girl she was beautiful on the inside and out. She still didn't sleep with me. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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don't expect girls to sleep with you just cause you give them a compliment, YDI

Inside and out? Sounds like you haven't been inside to be able to say that yet...

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JordanBitesYoo 0

ur such a pig!

dude, if you seriously expected that to get you laid, you either need to get a ******* brane or go **** yourself, cuz your never gana get any thinking like that!

Who wants to take bets that his next post here will be "got the clap from a ***** after. using cliché lines to get her in bed. FML"

Please tell me this is a poe.

Jerk

jbhotchocolate 0

Haha dude I kno right it's like some girls feed off our comments and don't show any appriciation hahaha

Dear OP, FYL- you're a tool. The end.

so, why would she sleep with you for tht! plus, some ppl follow there religion and don't slep with ppl til they are married

poke_me_please 0

cuz your an asshole!!

sccrgurl128 0

Man, if I got laid every time I gave a girl a compliment...