MackeyBoy
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told a girl she was beautiful on the inside and out. She still didn't sleep with me. FML
This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
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lexie206 0
don't expect girls to sleep with you just cause you give them a compliment, YDI
umnfresh2 0
Inside and out? Sounds like you haven't been inside to be able to say that yet...
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Comments (271)
Xninasaurusrex 0
you're a ******* douchebag OP
LifeSucks102 0
I'm gonna disappoint you now, OP. As a female, I can tell you that just because you spat some two-bit, clichèd compliment at a girl, does not mean she's obligated to sleep with you. Just because some girls are easy, others are not. I commend that girl for seeing through you and rejecting you like the shallow, pigheaded asshat you are.
tgringe 0
Jesus, you're a complete arsehole. And thats the polite way of putting it.
shotdeaddude 0
hahaha dude your an idiot. your basicly saying that if I were to tell a girl she's pretty, I could expect her to hav sex with me... I really didn't think a human being could really be THAT stupid..
jubaevang 0
douche bag..
campbellshayla73 0
ydi fuckwhole
geez23 0
you need to tell her she more beutiful when she sucking ur dick. that'll get you back in te bed
Cnote231 0
you're a total douchebag!!
omega802 0
well it's a 50/50 chance
TinyVixen 0
good! u dont deserve to get any.