MackeyBoy
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told a girl she was beautiful on the inside and out. She still didn't sleep with me. FML
This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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lexie206 0
don't expect girls to sleep with you just cause you give them a compliment, YDI
umnfresh2 0
Inside and out? Sounds like you haven't been inside to be able to say that yet...
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Comments (271)
LissaMccracken 23
Ughhhhh this one made me mad, sorry! But how could any one have voted yes for this!?
Nederlander95 14
That'd be a little easy buddy. Tell me how often that works
EmilyJane718 12
Actions speak louder than words kid. Grow up and actually care for someone instead of being an asshole.
an3ph 20
You give our gender a bad name.
InvertedAudio 13
sooo you expect that just because you gave her a compliment that she should drop her panties? youre a pig. and i dont say that often.
teentee401 37
Here's how I read this FML: "I complimented this girl just so she would sleep with me, and it didn't work. Oh, and by the way I'm a typical nice guy who every girl should want to sleep with. FML." You're an asshole, OP.
Sir_Derp 7
Compliment her shoes next time. Maybe her ears?
Karefsn 9
It doesn't work that way, love.
ForeverJasmine 26
Maybe if you actually talk to a girl for awhile and actually be in a relationship with her that she'll want to jump your bones when you say that.. At least I want to jump my boyfriends bones when he compliments me lol
LivingFail 7
Wow...