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MackeyBoy United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I told a girl she was beautiful on the inside and out. She still didn't sleep with me. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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don't expect girls to sleep with you just cause you give them a compliment, YDI

Inside and out? Sounds like you haven't been inside to be able to say that yet...

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Comments (271)

that's dumb one compliment and you expect to get some

just eat a potato regem says!

gammielikeoh 0

well duh. get in the mood man not in the, "you're beautiful and I Iove you." mood. that just makes her want to pour her feelings out not sleep with you.

ur not serious right?

i believe this just made my night. (: .... bahaha.

ArielTheMermaid 17

ohhh she didn't sleep with you cuz u gave her a compliment. :( get over it OP not all girls are *****.

Please take a cheese grater to your balls and never procreate. We have enough people tainting the gene pool as is.

MohawkMagik666 0

Hahahah that was funny. Next option: Rape.