MackeyBoy
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told a girl she was beautiful on the inside and out. She still didn't sleep with me. FML
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lexie206 0
don't expect girls to sleep with you just cause you give them a compliment, YDI
umnfresh2 0
Inside and out? Sounds like you haven't been inside to be able to say that yet...
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Comments (271)
YouputwhatWHERE 6
Can you say douche?
rjeswcmsshs 0
Good. Because you obviously don't deserve her!
lucyy123 14
Well u deserve it u ******* ass whole!!!!!!!!!
lumosella11 5
Idiot.
GothicAngel95 16
Sorry to inform you but yeah that's not a way for a girl to sleep with you...
cantfixme36 28
Oh I don't know about the rest of girls, but I instantly have sex with anyone who compliments me!! I mean, how else do you know who to have sex with? *sarcasm*
Panda_Shy_Haven 17
You're a douche bag. And you deserved it. Simple as that
anabelgraceaxton_fml 15
Good for her. Jesus, is that the only reason you compliment people?!
Link5794 18
LissaMccracken 23
You deserve it for expecting her to **** you, and for only saying it to get her to **** you. You filthy pig.
LissaMccracken 23
I mean seriously, did you even think that would work!? Yeah, every time a guy compliments me, I just hump away! Not!