By FuckThis - 31/08/2015 13:16 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

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Today, I thought the girl I was seeing was going to tell me that she loved me. Instead, she told me how she sucked some other guy's dick. FML
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rileyrae0000 23

I hate to be one of THOSE FML commenters, but I think it's time to dump her

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4WheelBurnout 14

I would go as far as to say sucks and blows at the same time

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SChernobyl 6

The wording is a bit wonky here. Is she your girlfriend? It looks like they were just casually seeing each other, no strings attatched. In this case, they are both free to **** other people. If, though, she's your girlfriend, then, yeah. FYL.

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Epikatz 22

Even if it was just a casual relationship, it's still generally uncool to talk about doing stuff with other people.

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rileyrae0000 23

If he was expecting her to tell him she loved him, I'm guessing it had to be pretty serious

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leogachi 15

@73 Maybe he felt it was serious and she didn't.

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123Puppy 33

No......It's the right thing to do to focus on one person at a time.......

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olpally 32

What a *****... Geeze.

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vikky538 28

Tell her to swallow it and get over with breakup

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A07 48

So oral sex equates to playing tennis?

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FieldLeftBlank 20

* She did not have sexual relations with that man

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RedPillSucks 31

yeah. they weren't related at all

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JM1998 2

Well damn didnt expect bill clinton on here, oral sex is sex dumbass

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SaniK 17

You should have said damn I thought you were going to say you were to slutty to take this relationship seriously and we should break up. Then you walk away

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