Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML
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MoonTiger 4
And you pretty much deserve that one.. dumbass
wtfml0715 0
hahahahah nice going this is pretty sad
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quietjune 0
That's why you never mess with an Emily.
limeyemilyy 0
;D
baffledkitten 0
"I'm thin, but I'm wiry!" YDI for assuming like that. Does she take a martial art of some sort? Because then, DUH, of course she's going to kick your ass.
omglyktotally78 0
Why the hell are you even trying to pick a fight with a girl, let alone your friend? It's kind of pathetic that you need to prove you're a man by picking someone who you think is weaker to fight with....turns out she wasn't and now you just look like a dumbass who likes hitting girls!
lkjhgf 0
fake
darkmis1 18
Haha! That sux! But just bcuz she's thin dznt mean she's not strong-I'm short and thin and I'm really strong. U need to learn more about girls.
CASoulNYCmind 0
Time to have your man card revoked.
xuesion 0
you fail twice, firstly you try to beat up a girl, then you get your ass handed to you.
Chazlol 7
LOL!
angel03260 0
why call fake? im a girl and i can beat up many guys. just because we are girls doesn't mean we can't fight. i take mma, no one really knows that but they soon find out when they hit me.
rinariot_fml 0
Well, i don't think the fighting was the bad part, because I pick fights with my guy friends. just kidding around though. i never end up beating them up and they don't beat me up. I think the bad part is that he was being stupid with the common misunderstanding of girls where people think "Girls are weak, i could beat them up because i'm a guy" but that's definitely not true. Not an FML, you're just stupid.