Today, I texted everyone in my phone to remind them mother's day is tomorrow. Everyone including the boy whose mom died last year. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was texting a friend of mine. She mentioned it was her dad's birthday. I typed, "Tell him 'Happy Birthday' from me!" and as I pressed send, I remembered her dad was dead. FML
Today, I was once again sent tons of Mother's Day cards in the mail, even though my son died years ago and I've told people that I'm not a mother anymore. FML
Today, it was Mother’s Day. My mom died when I was young, so I deleted all of my social media, to avoiding seeing all my friends hanging out with their aging, but healthy, loving mothers. Then my dad decided to remind me what day it was and to wish my abusive stepmom a happy Mother’s Day. FML
Today, I texted a friend offering my condolences over the death of his grandfather. He hadn't been told his grandfather had died yet. FML
Today, my mom wished her best friend a Happy Birthday on Facebook. Her best friend died this year. Oh, did I mention that it’s also my birthday? FML
Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML
Today, my mother-in-law texted to wish me a happy birthday. She spelled my name wrong and it's not my birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My parents wished me a happy one via text message. We live in the same house. FML
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Top comments
FullFrontalFail 0
Why did you text everyone? I would be annoyed if I got that as a text. By the way, no one cares you were first, #1. So STFU.
Hacksaw 4
Why the hell would you text everyone in your phone to remind them that Mother's Day is tomorrow?
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Comments (193)
meepmeep_fml 0
dude what the ****? everyone on your contact list HATES you. you're just below those people who forward stupid chains--oh god, unless you're one of them.
wowloser1717 0
why would you do that? do you have a life, like, seriosly this makes no sense why would you do that its so pointless it you texted me im sorry but i'd make fun of to end.
meepmeep_fml 0
53--hahahahahahahahahahahahaha i genuinely thought you were retarded until i realized that those were people's idiotic SNs
xThatRandomGirlx 0
oops
jet_fml 0
What the ****. Why would you do that? That is seriously annoying.
wordgirl 0
because his picture is a GUY, idiot. OFF YOURSELF means kill yourself, you dumb, dumb person.
kathira120 3
I guess that's reasonable, considering #52's idea. But that's why I don't text to remind my friends or whomever things like that, just so they wouldn't be offended.
keith444 0
ya wordgirl i definitaly am cool enough to check his picture out. you know whats pretty funny its a saturday night and your on fmylife.com arguing with a kid. pretty danm cool
greensharpie 0
thank you #48! yes i don't understand what #5's problem is. just because i was the first to reply, and added "first!" to the beginning of my comment, doesn't mean i was spamming (i was just excited to be the first to comment) and she definitely has no right to tell me to stfu. what a b*****!
love15_fml 8
keith444- You are a jerk. And YOU are also on FML on a Saturday night arguing with a kid. And OP: I'm sure your friend understands that you were just trying to do something nice. If they ask you about it or act weird just explain.